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beats me wrote:Jobs was great at releasing a new or niche product and making it appealing to everybody. Cook seems to work the opposite way, take a (now) common product and only make it appealing to a niche user.

My mom went to the doctor recently and he said he’s treating a lot of Apple employees for stress related health issues including strokes, and these are people in their early 40’s or younger.

How many employees had to die perfecting that revolutionary rose gold colored everything!?!?

I’m starting to realize how much Apple’s ability to dazzle me plays on my sense of everything being OK in the world.

I couldn’t give less of a damn about what those ISIS clowns are up to.

beats me wrote:I’m starting to realize how much Apple’s ability to dazzle me plays on my sense of everything being OK in the world.

I couldn’t give less of a damn about what those ISIS clowns are up to.

Maybe some of them have already infiltrated Apple. I’ll be suspicious if their next product slogan is “It will blow your mind.”

Hiring ISIS operatives is part of Apple’s inclusive diversity initiative.

BoddAH wrote:

beats me wrote:I’m starting to realize how much Apple’s ability to dazzle me plays on my sense of everything being OK in the world.

I couldn’t give less of a damn about what those ISIS clowns are up to.

Maybe some of them have already infiltrated Apple. I’ll be suspicious if their next product slogan is “It will blow your mind.”

BoddAH wrote:I’ll be suspicious if their next product slogan is “It will blow your mind.”

So far it seems to be blowing its own mind, when connected to a charger

mrdelurk wrote:

BoddAH wrote:I’ll be suspicious if their next product slogan is “It will blow your mind.”

So far it seems to be blowing its own mind, when connected to a charger

I'm rolling with hardware...

/era

mrdelurk wrote:

BoddAH wrote:I’ll be suspicious if their next product slogan is “It will blow your mind.”

So far it seems to be blowing its own mind, when connected to a charger

Pick your Apple meme.

1. Chargegate
2. “You’re charging it wrong!”

The Lemur app will be $10 once it comes back into the App Store (latest version was crashing, the fix is awaiting approval)

I do not have Lemur, this might convince me to finally give it a go.

I think the original price was like $40.

^ $50. I know.

Is there a statute of limitations on getting outraged when a company sells something for cheaper than you paid for it? Last I checked, the internet said no there is not. Just want to confirm that’s still where we are at before I start penning my 1 star review based entirely on lowering the price, the most helpful type of review to potential buyers.

It is only for their seasonal 'black november' sale.

Then back to $40.

hmmmm.... why would i want this again??