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Posted: **Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:59 am**

Mine is $90. I hate myself.

plz translate poll amounts to us dollaz

Posted: **Sun Nov 23, 2008 10:12 am**

The Mrs does it for free...and I am allowed touchy touchy.

Posted: **Sun Nov 23, 2008 2:19 pm**

Rave wrote:I have had one but my friend paid for it.

Only one I ever had got payed for by someone else

Posted: **Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:05 pm**

UKRuss wrote:The Mrs does it for free...and I am allowed touchy touchy.

+1

Posted: **Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:45 pm**

UKRuss wrote "The Mrs does it for free...and I am allowed touchy touchy."

+1

Pole dancing classes are the best! The Mrs. gets fit, tight and all excited to show you the new moves she just mastered. Splurge on a costume for extra fun!
Yay Womens Empowerment!

Posted: **Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:38 pm**

YEAH!! Some times I'll throw like five pound notes at her and maybe some cream buns...

Posted: **Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:16 pm**

I never really was a fan of strip clubs for one reason. It's like paying for a nice steak when you're really hungry, and having someone rub it under your nose so you can smell it, drag it through your lips so you can sort of get a taste, but you're not allowed to take a bite.

HOORAY SEXIST ANALOGY!

Posted: **Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:33 pm**

I was never a fan of them either, for the same reason.
I'm always impressed by good poledancing skills though and I think it should be in the olympics.

BTW- if you want to have fun with lapdancers just go to the club with some non-judgemental girls and within half an hour the girls you are with and the lapdancers will know each other's entire life stories.
yada yada yada ... I woke up in kensington, covered in icecream.

Posted: **Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:38 pm**

Angstrom wrote:I was never a fan of them either, for the same reason.
I'm always impressed by good poledancing skills though and I think it should be in the olympics.

BTW- if you want to have fun with lapdancers just go to the club with some non-judgemental girls and within half an hour the girls you are with and the lapdancers will be making out right on top of you

fixed

Posted: **Sun Nov 23, 2008 10:10 pm**

Personal space issues combined with anger management issues have prevented me from ever getting a lap dance. My therapist says this is possibly the most dangerous situation I could put myself in.

Posted: **Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:02 pm**

beats me wrote:Personal space issues combined with anger management issues have prevented me from ever getting a lap dance. My therapist says this is possibly the most dangerous situation I could put myself in.

O shit man. So give us a hypothetical situation of you going into a strip club. Walk us through what exactly would probably happen if you went into the club and got a dance.

Posted: **Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:04 pm**

aqua_tek wrote:I never really was a fan of strip clubs for one reason. It's like paying for a nice steak when you're really hungry, and having someone rub it under your nose so you can smell it, drag it through your lips so you can sort of get a taste, but you're not allowed to take a bite.

HOORAY SEXIST ANALOGY!

I very much agree with this. NIcely put.

Posted: **Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:04 pm**

UKRuss wrote:YEAH!! Some times I'll throw like five pound notes at her and maybe some cream buns...

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! CREAM BUNS!

Posted: **Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:05 pm**

Rave wrote:I have had one but my friend paid for it.

This is a good strategy.

Posted: **Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:02 am**

That´s what "General" is about?

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What's the most you ever spent on one continuous lap dance?

What's the most you ever spent on one continuous lap dance?