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Just watched a movie called Teeth...so good I had t recommend it on the forum, especially given the Loops in a Worship Setting thread....hahaha.

A quick rundown :
Vagina dentata is Latin for toothed vagina. Various cultures have folk tales about women with toothed vaginas, frequently told as cautionary tales warning of the dangers of sex with strange women. (wikipedia)

The virgin spokesgirl for a high school Promise Ring (abstinence) group finds out she has a toothed vagina when she succumbs to the devil's temptation with another Promise Ringer. Her vagina bites anyone but the man who truly loves her, including the several men who try to have their way with her. It's campy, hilarious, and full of abstinent sexual tension.

Teeth website

No fucking way am I going to watch that!!! but I sent the link to a female friend of mine who's a horror and splatter fan, right up her alley, so to speak.

I've picked this one up,,, put it down,,, picked it up,,, put it down.
Ya think i should give it a look see?

I have a cat named Teeth. For one second there I thought he might me moonlighting as a film star.

crumhorn wrote:I have a cat named Teeth. For one second there I thought he might me moonlighting as a film star.

He's been making porn with dogs and rabbits!

I watched it a couple times recently. It wasn't at ALL what I was expecting, but I quite enjoyed it! I honestly thought it was going to be more of a horror movie but it's really more of a dark, slightly comedic cautionary tale.

- Nick

My grandmother had that problem, she didn't practice good hygiene and all her teeth down there fell out so now she wears dentures

I saw it and remember not liking it. It probably has less to do with whether or not the movie was good and more to do with seeing it at the pretentious hovel called the Cleveland Cinematheque. Being surrounded on all sides by ostentatious fuckers who are so desperate to be considered intelligent that feel the need to release loud guffaws at all the subtle, clever parts of the film that normal people are content just to grin at is not a recipe for enjoying a movie.

The only downside to independent, artistically merited endeavors is the type of people they attract.

Oh it was rubbish! The concept was marginally interesting (a toothy love-box!) but the execution was just rediculous.

Poorly acted, poorly scripted, and not even remotely 'funny'. There were a few 'Oh look, black humour, in-joke' moments that raised a slight grin just because they got them in there, but other than that, it's 1hr20m of my life that I'm never getting back.

Cack.

Any flange shots?

UKRuss wrote:Any flange shots?

None, which is even more stupid! They could have earned their '18' rating by putting a shot of the beknashered fur-cup in action, but they didn't.

There is a shot of it 'spitting out' the end of a chewed man-length. Ick!

yeah! Toothy flange gums pics or it didnt happen.

UKRuss wrote:yeah! Toothy flange gums pics or it didnt happen.

Is this forum heading back down that tack that lead to Iron Maiden and the Gaping Vagina?

errrrrrrrr....

I'm errr....hoping not.

an accident really uncanny
occurred to my elderly granny
she sat in a chair
when her false teeth were there
and bit herself right in the fanny