My girlfriend in Russia admired my choice!

seNse · Post by **seNse** » Mon Jul 19, 2004 9:48 pm

Hi!!!
Got to know smart guys

who do service across Russia

Have ordered a fruit basket with them at www.asap.ru for my friend. The
least is that it's cheap, they made a picture and added a gift from company to go with my basket. They called
me first- then arranged
time with my friend and delivered on time I requested

Can't believe it

Can't help being surprised!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Jul 19, 2004 11:45 pm

what the fuck are you doing here

Moonburnt · Post by **Moonburnt** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 1:11 am

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Pitch Black · Post by **Pitch Black** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 1:56 am

Don't look at me... I'm irrelevant.

EnjoyRC · Post by **EnjoyRC** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 2:14 am

My girlfriend likes my ________________. Uh... er ... um... nevermind.

Meffy · Post by **Meffy** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 12:52 pm

Nikolai, it is I, Mefotchka Yefimova Mstislava, your girlfriend in Russia. As couple we are finished! Hello!

Last week I was receiving fruit basket you sent to me. Every apple, pear, and orange tasting strongly like SPAM was!

You are history, Nikolai. Post-Soviet Russian history, but history nonetheless. *sob* Here -- I return to you the beauteous engagement ring! I shall miss healthful green staining it left on my finger but may get over loss some day.

Return, o Nikolai! Return to steppes. Prey upon travellers all unwary and innocent, as your proud, stealthy ancestors did of olden year. Weary not this forum, and set foot never again upon my threshold.

You are dead to me, Nikolai.

Meffy

P.S.: Picture card in spam basket was nice touch, though.

P.P.S.: Fruit baskets deliveryman "Ostap" is new friend! He and I marry in September. A kind thanks for your introducing us.

ostap · Post by **ostap** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 1:52 pm

i am wanting to complain
my job has been taken away from me, now i walk streets looking for animals to eat , no more spam baskets
unproffesional conductski they say, bah i say
just because i schtup customer
i say to them, i love her but NO Mefotchka
she is so fine and not all hairy like motherr and sister
so please send money and visa
i come work for the abletons as i am able man
i make joke yes!
i want job in kiwi band pitchblack
he is my new daddy
peristoka
ostap

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 2:35 pm

Wow seNse!
These are great news

The dark days where Russia gave away Kalashnikovs and war planes to most of third world countries are over!
Now Russia has converted to fruit baskets

I just checked the site, cool! You are based in the very remote shithole of Yekaterinburg? Wow! That's surely the best city in the world for fresh fruits.

These guys know how to start a business!

Benshik · Post by **Benshik** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 2:38 pm

the above was from me, seNse
forgot to log in...

dirtstyle · Post by **dirtstyle** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 7:13 pm

what the hell are all of you talking about? is this russia? this isn't russia. where the hell am I?

Joxer the Mighty · Post by **Joxer the Mighty** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 7:20 pm

Meffy...

tjwett · Post by **tjwett** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 3:48 am

This is Russian SPAM post #2 in the past 2 weeks. Yet another reason why people should have to REGISTER to POST.

Pitch Black · Post by **Pitch Black** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 7:28 am

ostap wrote: i want job in kiwi band pitchblack
he is my new daddy
peristoka
ostap

Dobre dyen Ostap,
kakoi nyepriyartny surprees!
Ya novoi otyets? Ya gloopy durak.
pol sevodna? Da, ochen harashow!

Dasvidanya moi malenky droog
p

(spaseeba 2 years of highschool Russian and A Clockwork Orange)

Moonburnt · Post by **Moonburnt** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 3:21 am

Pitch Black wrote:Don't look at me... I'm irrelevant.

Go the young ones!

Thunderbirds are go, yes? Come on, let's twist again! Like we did in last Summer, yeah, yeah, yeah... let's twist again, like we didn't do in Moscow because I've never been there of course, you know, I am English person! Hi I am Jerzy, yeah, crazy wacky landlord! You know, I like very much your English punk rock stars, you know, your Lulu, your Dave Clark Five! Oh yes! I think they are F-A-B, that's English for "stupid!", yeah!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Jul 24, 2004 5:34 am

Hi I just ordered some fruit for my girlfriend, cool eh!

Bloody expensive postage from Russia though, more than an upgrade to Live 4...can you believe it!!

My girlfriend in Russia admired my choice!

My girlfriend in Russia admired my choice!

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