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are these guys affiliated with Ableton?
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:20 am
by nuxnamon
http://www.warpingableton.com/index.html
there's nothing there we can't do ourselves...
are they allowed to use ableton's name and logo?
Re: are these guys affiliated with Ableton?
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:45 am
by hacktheplanet
OK fuck these guys. I'll warp tracks for $1.00 US, and have it done the same day.
PM me.
Re: are these guys affiliated with Ableton?
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:01 am
by nuxnamon
the_planet wrote:OK fuck these guys. I'll warp tracks for $1.00 US, and have it done the same day.
PM me.
I'll do it for $0.75 and if you order now, i will normalize the tracks for free (a $0.50 value). Have your tracks upgraded to 24 bit format using advanced AD/DA converters for only an additional $0.25.... Plus mention the coupon code and get free reverb using our patented reverbibration process..
Re: are these guys affiliated with Ableton?
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:02 am
by Tone Deft
I ain't warping shit for nobody, that'll be $50 please.
maybe it's Josh Von with another scam.
Re: are these guys affiliated with Ableton?
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:03 am
by tricil
i will meet all competitor's offers.
not valid with any other offer.
Re: are these guys affiliated with Ableton?
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:15 am
by rbro
tricil wrote:i will meet all competitor's offers.
not valid with any other offer.
I'll pay YOU to let me warp your tracks
Re: are these guys affiliated with Ableton?
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:26 am
by hacktheplanet
nuxnamon wrote:the_planet wrote:OK fuck these guys. I'll warp tracks for $1.00 US, and have it done the same day.
PM me.
I'll do it for $0.75 and if you order now, i will normalize the tracks for free (a $0.50 value). Have your tracks upgraded to 24 bit format using advanced AD/DA converters for only an additional $0.25.... Plus mention the coupon code and get free reverb using our patented reverbibration process..
Don't listen to this guy. I use a vintage Apple ADB Bus Mouse while I warp. Brings out that nice warm sound.
Re: are these guys affiliated with Ableton?
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:28 am
by aqua_tek
that's the epitome of catering to the lazy right there.
Re: are these guys affiliated with Ableton?
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:37 am
by john gordon
well,with the new ableton 8 warping system i bet a few of you are laughing now,but................
Re: are these guys affiliated with Ableton?
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:38 am
by starving student
I'll warp your moms for free
Re: are these guys affiliated with Ableton?
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:49 am
by longjohns
john gordon wrote:well,with the new ableton 8 warping system i bet a few of you are laughing now,but................
... you'll REALLY be laughing later
(what?)
Re: are these guys affiliated with Ableton?
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 4:45 am
by beats me
Myself and 6 Grammy winning studio musicians and engineers will rerecord every track you throw at us using the same gear and sounds used by the original artists all in perfect sync to Live's atomic clock metronome. We will also record the same track at 10 different tempos so you won't ever have to worry about artifacts. On top that we will also record each track at 4 different swing variations of your choice.
Your ass will be virtually covered and we'll do this all because we love you.
Re: are these guys affiliated with Ableton?
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:01 pm
by leisuremuffin
Tone Deft wrote:
maybe it's douche pickle with another scam.
FYP
.lm.
Re: are these guys affiliated with Ableton?
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:06 pm
by logic_user99
starving student wrote:I'll warp your moms for free
You can have 'er, mate...!
Re: are these guys affiliated with Ableton?
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:04 pm
by stonee
im gonna get them to warp one of my unclocked acoustic fingerstyle songs