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the first 15 seconds are classic
then the next few seconds of the other guys face down at the left end of the studio are even more classic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BT7qdUZf ... re=channel

it only gets better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7IbTzHK ... re=related

omg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-mS9ox- ... re=related

Those clips are just...so...awful. They make me want to harm myself

this was dude before maschine, maybe maschine isn't so bad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF1ywfja ... re=related



dammit I'm upset with the internet and i'm upset with myself for seeing this on the internet, this could fuck up my beatmaking for the rest of the night.

macmurphy wrote:Those clips are just...so...awful. They make me want to harm myself

damn we were typing the same thing almost. I want to kick somebodys ass now, I think this guy turned me into a mean person.

<- this whole thread

after 30 sec I had just about enough of the 'look I can sample a vocal stab and pitch it with this new machine called a sampler' (as in '80ies sampler demos using a dog barf to play Bach) style of playing over what are to me not very interesting beats. Horrid.

I think Native Instruments should sue this guy for sonic slander

how can i stop judging this guys music and still talk shit about it at the same time, there's got to be a way cause I'm not acting right right now

fuck this i'm outta here

I really dont like this man. I was having a beautiful relaxed sunny sunday morning until i saw his..ahem..skills.
Now, i need a lie down in a darkened room. I just hope i dont start thinking of this individual every time i make music.

if you want to drasticly cut down on the time you spend on the internet being 'netductive' then check out this thread once a day.