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So... Seven years ago or so, I was online, in a chat room. Talked to a chick who ended up living in Thailand... I'm in Miami, Florida. After I chatted a few times running into her on the same chatroom, we emailed eachother here and there. We talked about how it would be cool to meet one day. We speculated on how a relationship would be... At one point we even had a couple of phone conversations, short, but sweet.
She lived on the other side of the planet.
So I met this chick at my job who I kind of liked, and she liked me back. We started going out.
I told Thailand about this chick, and Thailand didn't take it too well. She called me after I told her in an email, crying, like a damn loon. I tried to tell her that we were just speculating, and she shouldn't have considered us to be in a relationship. C'mon the girl lived on the other side of the fucking planet. It's 7pm here, it's 7am there.
Anywho, Thailand not just cried, but she got a bit psycho. She told me, cause I can't forget this, "I don't want you to be happy with anyone but me..."
Damn...
I remember breaking up with, or being broken up with, my first, and I can honestly say I always wished her the best, even if it was not with me.
So... I looked badly at Thai.
I told her we needed to stop talking.
So we did.
One day... About 3 years later, I get a package from Thai, but the return address, is in Maryland...
Maryland? Like in the US?
Yup...
I was single then and I responded. Thai said she became a foreign exchange nanny of sorts and that her host family was going to be vacationing in West Palm in Christmas. I was intrigued.. Was I going to get to meet this chick that I actually speculated a relationship with?
Yes.
So she comes with host family, and we meet.
I can tell you that when I first met her, I must have been either high off my ass, really horny, or she just had magic over me.
The first time I hugged her, I hugged her for like ten minutes. I felt like I was complete and missing her the longest time.
So we hung out, she stayed with me one weekend while host fam was in town, and then... One day, we go to court. Sign some papers and poof...
We're just about married.
Almost...
I never turned in the paperwork that was needed to make things official. Hanging with her a few more times, I started noticing that I either must have been high as fuck, really horny, or she had some spell on me that would eventually wear off.
She could speak English, but at an elementary level and that just didn't fly with me. I told a joke, and she needed an explanation, a translation, and a some laughing gas.
Dude, I thrive on making my chick happy (whomever that might be), and this chick was just happy to be around. I asked her to jump, she asked me how high and how often... I could do whatever I wanted to this chick, and she would take it, ask for more, and then some. Thing is, if I ever wanted to do something besides hang with her, she would be sad. Not mad, just sad. Sad like she'll have the sad puppy face for hours.
I hate looking at sad chicks. I hate when they cry.
Anyhow, time went on, she would come back to visit here and there, and would always stay with me. We'd act like a couple, but I was miserable. Eventually, she even changed her VISA and came here to live, as a student. She got her own place, cause then I wasn't allowing her to stay with me, but she'd still come by. We'd do out thing, act like a couple, but I was miserable.
So... After a few years after she was really in my life, face to face, I got rid of her. I packed up all her shit and took, it to her place. I told her we can't be more than friends, and as friends, we're going to be the kind of friends that dont' really even hang out too much.
She cried.
Now she stalks.
She calls and hangs up. She sends text messages of crazy ramblings, her not being able to deal with life.
...
I'm not saying all chicks are going to be like this, but... Hey... It can happen.
On a side note, I've met...
4 or 5 other chicks online.
I think all of them wanted me, I got with two, and the others, were just too fucking crazy, or just not what I was looking for.
I say go for it. Keep trying.
But whatever, those friendfinder sites, I think they are BS too.
I tend to think that the chicks you meet, that are hot, are all really hookers with a new way to walk the streets, or rather the web.
But anyhow, I'm on myspace right now looking for single chicks to hit on. Sure I try to meet chicks in the real world, but you get what you can get sometimes. You do what you can to meet them. There isn't a rule that says you can't meet Ms. Right or Ms. Right Now online.
One of my good buddies married a chick he met online thru AOL chat.
But whatever...
LOL...
Gotta go, Thai is calling me now...
I love it when they get mad at you for something you did in their dreams. "I didn't actually DO that, ya know? keep this shit up and I'll wish I'd done that, but it wasn't ME."