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when you think you're hilarious

Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:39 am
by beats me
but you still didn't get her digits :x

Worst yet, you post something about it on the ableton forum.

Cheers!

Re: when you think you're hilarious

Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:43 am
by timothyallan
Good thing you never got her digits.

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Re: when you think you're hilarious

Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:17 am
by beats me
^worst wank kill since running out of lotion

Re: when you think you're hilarious

Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:19 am
by nuxnamon
same concept, different scenario. Sometimes after many beers, I "think" I can actually dance. until she starts backing away and your left dancing by yourself (true story) :oops:

Re: when you think you're hilarious

Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:37 am
by UKRuss
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wl_uQOABxg

Too many dicks on the dancefloor

Re: when you think you're hilarious

Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:40 am
by gjm
timothyallan wrote:Good thing you never got her digits.

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... and they say 'lefties' are in their right minds :roll:

Re: when you think you're hilarious

Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:42 pm
by aqua_tek
funny and nice = lotion and cleenex by your bed

funny and kind of an asshole = lotion and cleenex by your bed, with occasional female company

Re: when you think you're hilarious

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:18 am
by aqua_tek
Despite the fact that it felt like a sure home run tonight, I just got a very rude shutdown from one of the most desperate, yet not-so-bad, looking ladies at the place and it was pretty humiliating / humbling.


You win some, you lose even more. I've learned to deal with the pain of rejection decently. I just grab a nice, greasy sandwich at the closest deli and call it a night.


I'm classy like that.

Re: when you think you're hilarious

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:50 am
by Emissary
Boo fucking hoo, you didnt get her no. i just spent the last 4 hrs in a contorted wailing state on the floor half naked because of a woman.

Re: when you think you're hilarious

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 6:10 pm
by MathematiK I
Emissary wrote:Boo fucking hoo, you didnt get her no. i just spent the last 4 hrs in a contorted wailing state on the floor half naked because of a woman.
:(

isn't worth it

Re: when you think you're hilarious

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 6:41 pm
by Cool Character
Doesn't being a musician eliminate this problem?


...Doesn't it?? :?

Re: when you think you're hilarious

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:11 pm
by Tone Deft
Emissary wrote:Boo fucking hoo, you didnt get her no. i just spent the last 4 hrs in a contorted wailing state on the floor half naked because of a woman.
no shame. it's perfectly OK to beg for sex.

best of luck at the bars tonight (which is about now in your time zone IIRC.) go forth and grovel!

Re: when you think you're hilarious

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:29 pm
by ThrowAway
aqua_tek wrote:Despite the fact that it felt like a sure home run tonight, I just got a very rude shutdown from one of the most desperate, yet not-so-bad, looking ladies at the place and it was pretty humiliating / humbling.


You win some, you lose even more. I've learned to deal with the pain of rejection decently. I just grab a nice, greasy sandwich at the closest deli and call it a night.


I'm classy like that.
I deal with rejection by moving on to the next one.

Re: when you think you're hilarious

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:17 pm
by aqua_tek
disregard my drunken comment/rant. Makes me sound like a douche...


which, let's face it, I sort of am

Re: when you think you're hilarious

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:58 pm
by beats me
I don't think I shared this one on the forum yet. I was at the local dive about a week ago sitting at the bar and a woman comes up and sits next to me. So I start talking to her, completely harmless chit chat. After about 5 minutes she suddenly blurts out "I'm not interested" to which I said "in me or in talking?" to which she responded "both". It took every ounce of restraint to not make a smart ass comment. I said "OK" and went back to talking to my friend. I wasn't even hitting on her in any way, shape, or form.

I really, really, really try to put some effort into not hating women in general but it's moments like this that are a big setback in that effort. It's amazing the lack of certain social skills that women haven't had to develop simply because they have a vagina and men will overlook so many things in order to obtain it.