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scored a 3 (but I won't say which 3)

I guess i got a 2...hope its normal

I got pretty much all of these. Its not that I have a masturbation problem, its that I'm bored and have a "lack of pussy" problem to tide me over until I find something productive to do.

Android Bishop wrote:I'm bored and have a "lack of pussy" problem

What are you talking about. Every time you masturbate you're fucking a pussy.
Sorry, I couldn't resist--and I'm kiddin' witcha'

8 here, ALL RIGHT! Who's going for 10?!

scott nathaniel wrote:

Android Bishop wrote:I'm bored and have a "lack of pussy" problem

What are you talking about. Every time you masturbate you're fucking a pussy.

technically true, on more levels than one...

I have been responsible for the death of many MANY kittens.

nebulae wrote:I have been responsible for the death of many MANY kittens.

Complete massacre!

u forgt about while tuping on the forums wit one hnd!

I masturbate while waiting for my Live 8 demo to load, sometimes I can get multiple shots off before I even get past the splash graphic

john doe by choice wrote:I masturbate while waiting for my Live 8 demo to load, sometimes I can get multiple shots off before I even get past the splash graphic

I think you may want to clean your monitor, there are no splashes on the graphic.

no American Pie style Apple Pie mentioned on this survey !

Dude, I don't understand. Do you count how many times you breathe every day????


10 is weak. I'm just saying....