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Sell Ableton in 20 words or less Challenge!!!

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:59 am
by CharlotteGreens
I thought of a cool thread that belongs here!

Since there are so many people who LOVE ableton and are notorious for going out of their way to let others know just how much more awesome it is than anything else, but mightn't want to overstay an inquiry's welcome with the well deserved 10 minutes that explaining the greatness of ableton can require, this should be ultra easy, AND ultra difficult. Mwahaha.

Someone thinking of trying or buying ableton need only look in a thread like this! PERFECT!
And I'm sure we'll find some laughs along the way.


I'll do 3 for starters,

(umbrella style) "Imagine software completely hacked toward audio sequencing, neatly organizing and managing limitless sequences for production or performance. Comprehensively - independently. Ableton."

(preacher style) "Ableton Live is... the alpha and omega of music creation... if only you seek it."

(common sense style) "its german-made so you know its the $#%&!!"

Re: Sell Ableton in 20 words or less Challenge!!!

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:16 pm
by timothyallan
GFC Style: I will sell you this copy of Live for 4 dollars.

Re: Sell Ableton in 20 words or less Challenge!!!

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:27 pm
by h4nc0
timothyallan wrote:GFC Style: I will sell you this copy of Live for 4 dollars.
That would work.

Re: Sell Ableton in 20 words or less Challenge!!!

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:56 pm
by magestro
its .... ..... .. äh

live

Re: Sell Ableton in 20 words or less Challenge!!!

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:35 pm
by Dexes
markerting department run out of ideas?

Re: Sell Ableton in 20 words or less Challenge!!!

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:44 pm
by crumhorn
Image

Buy Ableton or the puppy gets it!

Re: Sell Ableton in 20 words or less Challenge!!!

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:16 pm
by nebulae
Loop THIS, bitches.

Re: Sell Ableton in 20 words or less Challenge!!!

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:16 pm
by Guff Tong
JUST SEND ORDER!

Re: Sell Ableton in 20 words or less Challenge!!!

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:42 pm
by cotdagoo
ableton - if at first you don't succeed.. beta, beta, beta

Re: Sell Ableton in 20 words or less Challenge!!!

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:01 pm
by CharlotteGreens
@ Dexes nope just a fan of ableton and felt like having some fun here.

"Ableton, so easy a caveman can dj"

Re: Sell Ableton in 20 words or less Challenge!!!

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:06 pm
by funky shit
Live, ass and tities.

Re: Sell Ableton in 20 words or less Challenge!!!

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:11 pm
by the_antagonist
cotdagoo wrote:ableton - if at first you don't succeed.. beta, beta, beta
funny.

Re: Sell Ableton in 20 words or less Challenge!!!

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:20 pm
by H20nly
Stoney Style: its even better with weed!

Re: Sell Ableton in 20 words or less Challenge!!!

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:07 pm
by Bleep Blop Ima Robot
crumhorn wrote:Image

Buy Ableton or the puppy gets it!
NOOO!!!

Re: Sell Ableton in 20 words or less Challenge!!!

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:17 am
by nuxnamon
1. endorsed by Tiesto and TimothyAllan

2. Order now and get a free membership to the Ableton Forum.

3. Free Beta testing.