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How Can I sound like that Guy that's making all the money?
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:03 pm
by ChiDJ
I mean, I've bought every synth.
I've tried very preset
I have everything on a side chain
I even bought Fruity Loops
So why am I not making millions and getting my Hookers and Blow for free???
Please Help!
CC: Kanye West
Noob
Re: How Can I sound like that Guy that's making all the money?
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:52 am
by OvertoneZero
CONVICTION
Re: How Can I sound like that Guy that's making all the money?
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:58 am
by Rinsemeister
Yeah, you definitely need to spend some time inside.
A criminal record will give you more credibility.
Z.
Re: How Can I sound like that Guy that's making all the money?
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:16 am
by beats me
You're not French.
/thread.
Re: How Can I sound like that Guy that's making all the money?
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:59 am
by the_antagonist
Rinsemeister wrote:A criminal record will give you more credibility.
true
Re: How Can I sound like that Guy that's making all the money?
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:07 am
by The Carpet Cleaner
Being a good engineer doesn't mean you're a good artist.
Re: How Can I sound like that Guy that's making all the money?
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:12 am
by SubFunk
1ino1eum wrote:Being a good engineer doesn't mean you're a good artist.
or wise versa...
how true.
Re: How Can I sound like that Guy that's making all the money?
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:15 am
by jamos
Waves L2 on your master channel and side chain everything. Success awaits.
Re: How Can I sound like that Guy that's making all the money?
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:13 pm
by Nick Shepherd
two words !
Auto-Tune....
Re: How Can I sound like that Guy that's making all the money?
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:28 pm
by funky shit
you sure you added white noise?
Re: How Can I sound like that Guy that's making all the money?
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:36 pm
by derzai
you will have to suck.
Re: How Can I sound like that Guy that's making all the money?
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:37 pm
by SubFunk
make pron videos to your shit tunes: win.
or berlin minimal.
Re: How Can I sound like that Guy that's making all the money?
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:51 pm
by rikhyray
You can shave your legs, add silicon to relevant body parts, freaky hair style and cloths, lots of autotune, beat repeat and similar, take most idiotic stage name you could think of. If same trick works twice might be an issue, so you might have to add some weirdness weirdness. It all worked for Mr. Lady Gaga but Remember to secure your genitals before mounting bikes in public.
Re: How Can I sound like that Guy that's making all the money?
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:04 pm
by nebulae
"I hunt that poosie, in my neighborhood..."
Re: How Can I sound like that Guy that's making all the money?
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 6:17 pm
by Vibrations
It's not a matter of sound. Your cock is to tiny!