Theres a REAL demon in my house!!!!
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:20 am
And this SOB is scaring the crap out of me lately.. He moves my *!%@ around. He shows up behind me in my computer screen, he turns my lights on and off rapidly on a regular basis. He bangs *!%@ around at all hours, but mostly at night. Go figure? Even seen him at the end of my hallway and he looks just like what you'd think a demon looks like. Hes all black with some sort of gray/white face and no eyes.. Its freakin me the hell out. Doesn't even look close to being human or ghostly. Hes probably watching me type this *!%@ right now.. I'm not crazy, I'm not into demons and ghosts, i don't claim to be psychic or have any sort of super natural powers or anything like that. But this is the real deal.
Last night, i was sleeping in bed and this MF'er tried to do harm to me.. He knocked a whole bookshelf , that is next to my bad, over on me while i was sleeping. Of course i got pummeled with books from all sizes and of course the biggest books i have like the world atlas, and dictionary hit me in the head. I know, cause those are the ones i ripped off my face. I now have bruises on my face and its very sore. Your probably thinking.. how do you know it was him... Well, when i was abruptly woken up he was laughing down the hall. And this ain't no ordinary human laugh.. Its some real evil sounding *!%@. Very deep and low voice.. He then slammed more door shut right in front of my eyes while i lay in a pile of books. Didn't hear him the rest of the night. I couldn't sleep after that. Oh, and yes.. i live by myself in an old Victorian house built in the 1800's.
This morning i went down stairs to get some food, and he was sitting at my kitchen table staring at me... And he said something to me that i couldn't really make out and then he rapidly vanished into thin air almost like fog disappearing.. Needless to say, it scared the living day lights out of me. His voice is very low and deep and when he talks it sounds like the voices. Its very airy and it sounds like its in reverse or something. You would flip the f out if you heard it. I know i did.. This is the first time I've actually been too scared to go back into my own house.. I'm sitting outside right now using my wireless and I'm afraid to go back in my house. Ive only lived here a few months, but this *!%@ is getting out of hand and i fear for my life. I probably sound crazy, but i know I'm not and assure you I'm not. I'm just a regular guy like anyone else.
I don't know what to do, but I'm writing this out of sheer fear for my life. I feel like this thing is trying to kill me or something. Oh yeah, i almost forgot... after he disappeared into thin air... i ran out to the garage and my freakin car was running with the doors locked... I'm so freaked out right now.. this is unbelievable. Just freakin unbelievable.
Last night, i was sleeping in bed and this MF'er tried to do harm to me.. He knocked a whole bookshelf , that is next to my bad, over on me while i was sleeping. Of course i got pummeled with books from all sizes and of course the biggest books i have like the world atlas, and dictionary hit me in the head. I know, cause those are the ones i ripped off my face. I now have bruises on my face and its very sore. Your probably thinking.. how do you know it was him... Well, when i was abruptly woken up he was laughing down the hall. And this ain't no ordinary human laugh.. Its some real evil sounding *!%@. Very deep and low voice.. He then slammed more door shut right in front of my eyes while i lay in a pile of books. Didn't hear him the rest of the night. I couldn't sleep after that. Oh, and yes.. i live by myself in an old Victorian house built in the 1800's.
This morning i went down stairs to get some food, and he was sitting at my kitchen table staring at me... And he said something to me that i couldn't really make out and then he rapidly vanished into thin air almost like fog disappearing.. Needless to say, it scared the living day lights out of me. His voice is very low and deep and when he talks it sounds like the voices. Its very airy and it sounds like its in reverse or something. You would flip the f out if you heard it. I know i did.. This is the first time I've actually been too scared to go back into my own house.. I'm sitting outside right now using my wireless and I'm afraid to go back in my house. Ive only lived here a few months, but this *!%@ is getting out of hand and i fear for my life. I probably sound crazy, but i know I'm not and assure you I'm not. I'm just a regular guy like anyone else.
I don't know what to do, but I'm writing this out of sheer fear for my life. I feel like this thing is trying to kill me or something. Oh yeah, i almost forgot... after he disappeared into thin air... i ran out to the garage and my freakin car was running with the doors locked... I'm so freaked out right now.. this is unbelievable. Just freakin unbelievable.
my friend I'm an alfred and no more even though I'm trained to disarm a man and turn his intestines