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I split up with my missus
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:44 pm
by necho
What's the internet for, if not for broadcasting your personal life to complete strangers?
3 years - and we share a house.... life's a bitch.
I'm being psychologically waterboarded every day and I'm sharing a room with a cat litter tray.
So - what do you reckon? Binge in the pub until she moves out? Buy a couple of ounces of herb and retreat into my room? Get back into Max/MSP? Buy an Xbox and get a Dominoes menu? All of the above?
Re: I split up with my missus
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:49 pm
by UKRuss
Really???
Are you married or just GF/BF?
Always a harsh time. But, definitely a breeding ground for creative music.]
saw that documentary last night on Fleetwood Mac, essentially 'Rumours' was just songs written by each of the band members to convey their feelings to other band members who were now exes.
They made a few quid from that.
I vote, using the tools you have, write some cool new music.
Oh, and be nice to her even if she isn't being ncie to you. Nothing is worth compromising your inate goodness over.
easier said than done mind...
Re: I split up with my missus
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:50 pm
by draganjazz
necho wrote:
I'm being psychologically waterboarded every day and I'm sharing a room with a cat litter tray.
This is the best lyric I've heard in a long time.
Re: I split up with my missus
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:51 pm
by UKRuss
yes, Particularly if the next line is:
'gonna rub her face in it, gonna make her pay'
Re: I split up with my missus
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:53 pm
by necho
Oh HELL yes - time to dig out the old steel-string and smoke a packed of marlboro reds....
Edit: not married, no kids, rental property.... could be worse!
Re: I split up with my missus
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:54 pm
by smartass303
bitches...
i really think its just the time of the year.
my tip: waste yourself.
it never worked for me though,
303
Re: I split up with my missus
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:57 pm
by 8O
Sorry to hear that, necho: what's the internet for, if not for broadcasting your condolences to complete strangers?
I advise putting your life in overdrive both in terms of work & productivity and in your social life, leading to a series of escalating encounters culminating in gatecrashing an ultra decadent secret society bacchanalian party.
Re: I split up with my missus
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:04 pm
by necho
8O wrote:
I advise putting your life in overdrive both in terms of work & productivity and in your social life, leading to a series of escalating encounters culminating in gatecrashing an ultra decadent secret society bacchanalian party.
I like the way you think

Re: I split up with my missus
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:05 pm
by Nick Shepherd
feel sorry for you man - life can suck hard sometimes
couple of ounces shoundt hurt, and try to look on the bright side of life *insert life of brian theme whistling here*
Re: I split up with my missus
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:06 pm
by Sage
Go shoot up a post office or have sex with a fat girl.
Re: I split up with my missus
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:13 pm
by bosonHavoc
draganjazz wrote:necho wrote:
I'm being psychologically waterboarded every day and I'm sharing a room with a cat litter tray.
This is the best lyric I've heard in a long time.
+1
you just may have a hit
Re: I split up with my missus
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:34 pm
by nebulae
First and foremost, sorry for your pain. Secondly, always look at the bright side...you are VERY lucky. You could have been married and had kids and property. What a clusterfucknightmarishhellhole that would have been. Now all you have to mend is your heart. And think of all the puntang you can bang in the process.
Re: I split up with my missus
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:39 pm
by UKRuss
nebulae wrote:puntang
This is missing an umlaut...
Re: I split up with my missus
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:08 pm
by logic_user99
UKRuss wrote:nebulae wrote:puntang
This is missing an umlaut...
Two 'u's do it? "Puuntang"?
@necho - Sorry to hear that, chap. With the best will in the world, it's never nice when things come to an end. I'd get your smooke on (I know, I said 'smooke') and make beats 'til the sun comes up. Then sleep. Then play some PS3. Then smooke some more. That'll do it.
Re: I split up with my missus
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:15 pm
by H20nly
necho wrote:So - what do you reckon? Binge in the pub until she moves out? Buy a couple of ounces of herb and retreat into my room? Get back into Max/MSP? Buy an Xbox and get a Dominoes menu? All of the above?
Shiiiiiiiit!
All of the above.
Welcome back bro! You survived!