Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:42 pm
Following on from another thread it appears that this important topic needs to be addressed seperately
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Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
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Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:42 pm
Yes. Now wipe off your chin and make me some breakfast.
Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:00 pm
Isn´t this what becoming a musician is all about ? Did i miss something ?
Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:08 pm
Serious Cat won't appreciate this thread.
Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:09 pm
Isn´t this what becoming a musician is all about ? Did i miss something ?
that is also a good definition of "politics" and "business plans"
EDIT: I never tried such a strange sexual "technique", but how could you be successfull and not waking the partner up??? do you use max4live or other 3rd app to get it done?
Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:22 pm
LOLLoopStationZebra wrote:Yes. Now wipe off your chin and make me some breakfast.
Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:58 pm
No. I did jizz on the cat while I was asleep though....does that count? It was an accident... 
Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:22 pm
Ive always wondered and this seems like the right thread to ask......... if you jizzed in a hot frying pan, would it cook like egg whites?
Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:28 pm
Cant say i have.
Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:33 pm
If you switch the word "on" for "in" the results might be a lot different.
Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:36 pm
Why don't you give it a go tonight? You could post some pictures tomorrow...ThrowAway wrote:Ive always wondered and this seems like the right thread to ask......... if you jizzed in a hot frying pan, would it cook like egg whites?
Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:38 pm
I dont have a digital camera and my pans are too expensive to jizz in.
Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:47 pm
I feel some 70s funk coming on...
Hot jizz
sizzling, man
Hot jizz
jumpin' in the pan
Hot jizz
Like it like that
Hot jizz
bubblin' man phat
Hot jizz
sizzling, man
Hot jizz
jumpin' in the pan
Hot jizz
Like it like that
Hot jizz
bubblin' man phat
Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:50 pm
Sell a pan and buy a camera?ThrowAway wrote:I dont have a digital camera and my pans are too expensive to jizz in.
I wonder what happens if you microwave jizz....
Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:05 pm
I jizzed on myself whilst she was asleep next to me, but thats kind of sad.