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A gig's a gig.
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:18 am
by stringtapper
$400 for one hour of singing and playing trombone for an Episcopal Christmas Eve mass (and surfing the iPhone looking up all kinds of un-Christian things in between songs).
The lesson? Diversify and get paid.
I'm off! Happy Ramahannukwanzmas!
Re: A gig's a gig.
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:51 am
by Atomikat
You'll go to hell...

and your trombone will serve as a urinal for a bunch of hippies

Just kidding mate... Wow...!!! $400 for an hour, for checking the iphone, that's a very good deal, congrats.
Re: A gig's a gig.
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:08 am
by gjm
You mean to tell me that all of those jokes about trombone players are not true?
Well done!!
Re: A gig's a gig.
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 5:15 am
by Jacqueslacouth
That's it, I have no reason to avoid it now....a fuck's a fuck...use me, abuse me as long as you pay for it...No need to feel dirty.
Re: A gig's a gig.
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 7:10 pm
by stringtapper
Atomikat wrote:...your trombone will serve as a urinal for a bunch of hippies

Somehow I'm ok with this. Maybe because the 'bone is my least favorite axe to wield?
gjm wrote:You mean to tell me that all of those jokes about trombone players are not true?
You know as I was quietly cutting up with the bass trombonist during the service I realized I'm really the same stereotypical low brass troublemaker I was when I was sitting in high school band.
Jacqueslacouth wrote:That's it, I have no reason to avoid it now....a fuck's a fuck...use me, abuse me as long as you pay for it...No need to feel dirty.
Hey if I could've gotten laid at the church I would've taken that gig too!

Re: A gig's a gig.
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 11:50 pm
by djsynchro
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Re: A gig's a gig.
Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 4:09 am
by Atomikat
Hey if I could've gotten laid at the church I would've taken that gig too!

Even if the priest was the only to pay for it?
Re: A gig's a gig.
Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 4:21 am
by starving student
good on the green though the scary thing is that they'd let you in a church or highschool

Re: A gig's a gig.
Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 8:16 am
by stringtapper
Atomikat wrote:Hey if I could've gotten laid at the church I would've taken that gig too!

Even if the priest was the only to pay for it?
Ok I was a bit heterocentric with that comment...
starving student wrote:good on the green though the scary thing is that they'd let you in a church or highschool

Right, because according to you churches and schools are where all the good things here in the states are taking place.

Re: A gig's a gig.
Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 9:54 am
by Bleep Blop Ima Robot
for $400 an hour id put on a fake smile, sing my nuts off and do the same thing, browse the ie on the phone.
Re: A gig's a gig.
Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 12:49 am
by ThrowAway
6 years of playing the trombone quit paying off after 4 years of marching band for me.

Re: A gig's a gig.
Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 1:53 am
by Ret Svilenov
Next Britain's got talent.
