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Or have you had an op to change anything?

Part of my ass went missing 2 years ago after an abscess, it grew back though, i could stick my fist in the hole, it was weird.

Emissary wrote:Part of my ass went missing 2 years ago after an abscess, it grew back though, i could stick my fist in the hole, it was weird.

Can you still stick your fist up there?

A friend of mine lost his fist while sticking it up to his ass.

LeifonMars wrote:A friend of mine lost his fist while sticking it up to his ass.

Thats not lost, is it.

Cryptic UK wrote:

Emissary wrote:Part of my ass went missing 2 years ago after an abscess, it grew back though, i could stick my fist in the hole, it was weird.

Can you still stick your fist up there?

No, unfortunately not, it grew back using a weird spongey cotton wool type thing that looked liked guts every time i had to pull it out of my ass every morning and night for 5 months, fun times.

Emissary wrote:

Cryptic UK wrote:

Emissary wrote:Part of my ass went missing 2 years ago after an abscess, it grew back though, i could stick my fist in the hole, it was weird.

Can you still stick your fist up there?

No, unfortunately not, it grew back using a weird spongey cotton wool type thing that looked liked guts every time i had to pull it out of my ass every morning and night for 5 months, fun times.

You poor sod! That must have been awful

I have a teflon nose.

Do wisdom teeth count?

removed chunks of memory replaced with IDE harddrive.

My Balls after my divorce.


They've grown back bigger now.

My Apendix and many brain cells

wisdom teeth..

parts of my jaw since it was reconstructed, replaced with titanium..

and yes, some brain and lung cells..

Emissary wrote:

Cryptic UK wrote:

Emissary wrote:Part of my ass went missing 2 years ago after an abscess, it grew back though, i could stick my fist in the hole, it was weird.

Can you still stick your fist up there?

No, unfortunately not, it grew back using a weird spongey cotton wool type thing that looked liked guts every time i had to pull it out of my ass every morning and night for 5 months, fun times.

Fuck that. Thats just nasty.

I lost my knob at Glastonbury once.

Found it two weeks later at some festival on Clapham Common.

Wierd.