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Just respond in the most sarcastic way you possibly can.

No really, try. Go on. Ah bless, I see you are trying so hard. That's it little man, give it all you've got.

**ruffles hair of respondees while chuckling in a condescending way**

i think you're cool..

oh boy, a thread which will be very significant to me.

What the f*** do you think this is? A Lounge or something? Go back to the General forum already!

...because I obviously know what I am talking about...

UKRuss really loves "the Lounge"??

Oh, great comebacks all of you. No, really. Well done.

davepermen wrote:i think you're cool..

That's because I have a mac.

Now, run along. Off you go.

Sarcasm is overrated.

UKRuss wrote:

davepermen wrote:i think you're cool..

That's because I have a mac.

Now, run along. Off you go.

you bought yourself your coolness? now that's cool! i'm impressed, and off to buy a mac!

i consider the iPad as it's bigger than the other mac stuff that is so cool and trendy now. good choice? i'd like to be cool as you, have to sell my lemur, my i5, my home server, my media center, my full hd beamer, my tablet that runs live.. and then, i can get myself an ipad and i'm cool then.

i can't wait.

UKRuss wrote:Oh, great comebacks all of you. No, really. Well done.

I try!!

davepermen wrote:

UKRuss wrote:

davepermen wrote:i think you're cool..

That's because I have a mac.

Now, run along. Off you go.

you bought yourself your coolness? now that's cool! i'm impressed, and off to buy a mac!

i consider the iPad as it's bigger than the other mac stuff that is so cool and trendy now. good choice? i'd like to be cool as you, have to sell my lemur, my i5, my home server, my media center, my full hd beamer, my tablet that runs live.. and then, i can get myself an ipad and i'm cool then.

i can't wait.

No, no. Stick with all the stuff you list it makes you much cooler.

You just need a Creative or Sony mp3 player and you're golden.

UKRuss wrote: No, no. Stick with all the stuff you list it makes you much cooler.

You just need a Creative or Sony mp3 player and you're golden.

you said sony.. *shudder*. i prefer to buy a mac, then, really.. (and sorry for being offtopic, as this is the sarcasm thread )

ontopic again. thank you for your wise words!

UKRuss wrote:Oh, great comebacks all of you. No, really. Well done.

We do what we can for this highly interesting thread.

Somebody needs to program a sarcasm-patch for this thread so that you can hit any key on your keyboard and it will instantly type a sarcastic phrase, allowing you to keep up with all the people who actually know what sarcasm is.
Let's call it the sarcasmonator.