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Biggest win: Finding out the most popular hot chick in high school is now a stripper and single mother.

and are you supporting that child?

My biggest disappointment growing up was realizing I'm a grown up. Thus the end of growing up.

on the pole

A lot of us are well past high school but you really did yourself a great disservice if you didn't hit every strip club within a 30 mile radius about a year or 2 after graduation. It's like a reunion of chicks you couldn't have in high school.

I'll let you know if I ever grow up, I'm only 56.

My penis.

Finding out that the highlight of my day is posting useless nonsense on an online forum!!!!!

I remember listening to Van Halen's Eruption one day, and before I knew it the song was over. Right then I realized how fast time moves, and before we even know it life is over. Ahh Van Halen, great teacher!

I really wanted to be able to drive my own car. Looked like freedom and choice.

Now it's so boring I'd rather stay home and do the laundry.

beats me wrote:A lot of us are well past high school but you really did yourself a great disservice if you didn't hit every strip club within a 30 mile radius about a year or 2 after graduation. It's like a reunion of chicks you couldn't have in high school.

beats me wrote:Biggest win: Finding out the most popular hot chick in high school is now a stripper and single mother.

Finding out 2 guys who picked on me at school are now in jail for attempted murder. Win but a bit scary at the same time...

Growing up... i tried not to.

Girls lie.