who is the horniest person here?
Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 3:16 am
i spend way too much time and money chasing punany!
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Re: who is the horniest person here?
Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 3:55 am
ChiDJ FTW
Re: who is the horniest person here?
Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 9:34 pm
I go beyond the threshold of "horny" and fall right into "perverted"
oh the stories I could tell.
oh the stories I could tell.
Re: who is the horniest person here?
Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 10:30 pm
it has to bebeats me wrote:ChiDJ FTW
Re: who is the horniest person here?
Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 10:43 pm
a battle, chidj needs to get in here and tell some stories, same with aqua...they need to be judged!!aqua_tek wrote:I go beyond the threshold of "horny" and fall right into "perverted"
oh the stories I could tell.
Re: who is the horniest person here?
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 3:35 am
Hey I stepped out to get some lube. What did I miss?
Re: who is the horniest person here?
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 3:42 am
This guy is Viagra personified
He'll probably still be cornholing some dirty old sluts decades after moving into the retirement home for seniors. And starring in 'old farts' porno flicks screwing some 18 year old in school uniform and ponytails to boot ...
Re: who is the horniest person here?
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 3:53 am
leedsquietman wrote:
This guy is Viagra personified
He'll probably still be cornholing some dirty old sluts decades after moving into the retirement home for seniors. And starring in 'old farts' porno flicks screwing some 18 year old in school uniform and ponytails to boot ...
Um...Yeah!
Exactly. Once the wood stops working, what's the point?
Re: who is the horniest person here?
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 10:49 pm
fapping so hard to this thread.
Re: who is the horniest person here?
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 3:14 pm
CONFIRMED. I SAW IT IN ACTION. THE MAN IS A GOD.alex.the.forge wrote:it has to bebeats me wrote:ChiDJ FTW
Re: who is the horniest person here?
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 11:10 pm
who is the horniest person here?
I think I am. Just check Neb's forum:
http://www.nebulae.com/bb/viewtopic.php ... 1&start=30
I think I am. Just check Neb's forum:
http://www.nebulae.com/bb/viewtopic.php ... 1&start=30
Re: who is the horniest person here?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:06 am
^ my god, that thread never gets old...
Re: who is the horniest person here?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:33 pm
Had dirty dirty sex with the wife. 5 minutes after we came she was asleep, I was in the other room watching porn
Re: who is the horniest person here?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:37 pm
fixiesaizo wrote:Had dirty dirty sex with the wife. 5 minutes after I came she was asleep, I was in the other room bragging about it on the internet
Re: who is the horniest person here?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:08 pm
the real story is...
the wife passed out drunk, so I slipped her one while she was semi-conscious, which is the only time she lets me hump her - I usually keep a supply of GHB but had to settle on cheap wine on this occasion. After I came and the wife faked it to make me feel better about myself, I bigged it up and bragged about it online. When I got back to the bedroom the wife puked all over me and had shit the bed.
the wife passed out drunk, so I slipped her one while she was semi-conscious, which is the only time she lets me hump her - I usually keep a supply of GHB but had to settle on cheap wine on this occasion. After I came and the wife faked it to make me feel better about myself, I bigged it up and bragged about it online. When I got back to the bedroom the wife puked all over me and had shit the bed.