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i gotz some nasty ass farts going on as well.what should i do?

take her down to the docks for your date, and then finger-bang her underneath a parked truck.

dum wrote:take her down to the docks for your date, and then finger-bang her underneath a parked truck.

nice one.its on...

john gordon wrote:i gotz some nasty ass farts going on as well.what should i do?

If you have a pet dog or cat (if you don't then just pick up a stray) bring it with you and every time you fart blame it on the pet.

Stuff your Maschine up your ass unless your APC-40 is already up there, in which case you should be OK.
Come to think of it, better safe than sorry, stuff it up your bumhole anyway.

so how did it go?

Hmm. Nothing says "I think you're hot" on a first date more than a blumpkin. I hope you remembered this on your date.

things went pretty smooth i had to lay out a couple but we were out at a bar and i was feeling no pain so i just let loose and smiled.life is good.

john gordon wrote:things went pretty smooth i had to lay out a couple but we were out at a bar and i was feeling no pain so i just let loose and smiled.life is good.

wait a second, it wasn't Jessica Simpson, was it?

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews ... ed-2010281