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How many trance DJ's does it take to...
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:10 pm
by ChiDJ
Change a light bulb?
One, but to buy the new bulb they must first take you on a journey.

Re: How many trance DJ's does it take to...
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:31 pm
by liveISlife
...Play a trance DJ set?
Re: How many trance DJ's does it take to...
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 4:57 pm
by beats me
Your joke is missing the essential drug element. Please rework it.
Re: How many trance DJ's does it take to...
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:06 pm
by LoopStationZebra
ChiDJ wrote:Change a light bulb?
None because their lips are quivering uncontrollably from all the Special K.
fxd. sorta.
Re: How many trance DJ's does it take to...
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:28 pm
by ChiDJ
4 Fuck's Sake!
I thought this would snowball into all sorts of tasty trance jokes.
Instead, NOTHIN'

Re: How many trance DJ's does it take to...
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:46 pm
by beats me
Trance jokes are as tired as the genre.
Dub Step humor is where the big money punch lines are at.
Re: How many trance DJ's does it take to...
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:50 pm
by ChiDJ
beats me wrote:Trance jokes are as tired as the genre.
Dub Step humor is where the big money punch lines are at.
Fuck Me!
Day late and a dollar short as usual.

Re: How many trance DJ's does it take to...
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:55 pm
by beats me
ChiDJ wrote:beats me wrote:Trance jokes are as tired as the genre.
Dub Step humor is where the big money punch lines are at.
Fuck Me!
Day late and a dollar short as usual.

That's OK. I'm still waiting for Ragtime humor to make a comeback. At least you're in the ballpark.
Re: How many trance DJ's does it take to...
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:56 pm
by Da hand
Ragtime makes me happy

Re: How many trance DJ's does it take to...
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:26 am
by H20nly
oh c'mon... all the light bulbs are being used to smoke tweak

fukin trick question...
Re: How many trance DJ's does it take to...
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:11 am
by contakt321
hey guys, sorry to break it to you but it's spelled tarnce
Re: How many trance DJ's does it take to...
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:08 pm
by the_antagonist
how many dubstep dj's does it take to change a light bulb.
one but he appears to be going half as fast as he should be.
Re: How many trance DJ's does it take to...
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:14 pm
by funky shit
tarnce jokes are old.
let the tarncers tarnce
Re: How many trance DJ's does it take to...
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:47 pm
by Pitch Black
how many electronic musicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
*shrug*
ehh... we can change it later
Re: How many trance DJ's does it take to...
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 4:00 pm
by the_antagonist
Pitch Black wrote:how many electronic musicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
zero. but it took 3 guys to draw the envelopes and automate it