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I'm loling so much it hurts.

lol, i liked the kids dad getting fooked one and then talking to the biatch.

this site...is bAdAsSss

awesome post!!


Sam became a fan of: Epilepsy and Strobe Lights.

ROFL

The funniest is the category tags:
Categories: Romance!
Tags: bjs, ouch, relationship, sexy times, sympathy

^ ace!

http://fakebookquotes.appspot.com/324593

nebulae wrote:http://fakebookquotes.appspot.com/324593

dun...dun...duuun

Definitely not as funny as I expected..

but was the one where the chick is complaining about her perv boss on there? the boss ends up being gay and she's told thats she's fired..

A similar situation actually happened where I work. This kid put on his facebook status "fuck my stupid ass ginger bitch supervisor I could do her job with my eyes closed" or something of the sort. Thing is, he wasn't friends with this supervisor, someone else (snitch ass ma-fucker) logged on to their facebook to show her.

He got fired, for using the internet while at work, because she technically couldn't do shit about what he said, but she still took it personally and went out of her way to get him fired.

but then how does the snitch, who had the exact same job, get to go on facebook to show her?
Whatever the kid was a narcissistic bastard anyways.. He's 140lbs, 16yo and he told people he could whoop my ass, 250lb, 20yo..
Made my day when I heard that one.

im betting you where the snitch you know you got him fired

i got someone fired once...hated that mother f**ker, he had asburgers also

Bleep Blop Ima Robot wrote:im betting you where the snitch you know you got him fired

i got someone fired once...hated that mother f**ker, he had asburgers also

Nahhh, I just go in and jam out tunes on the iPod all day, and ignore all of them lil fuckers..

But yeah for the sake of the story I should start telling people I got this snatch fired.