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Neb's ears are bleeding

Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 12:51 am
by Mrs. Nebulae
I just showed Neb a clip from this trashy reality show I watch where this chick is recording a song. He's having a fit and insisted I post the clip to get your reaction.

Here's Countess Luann (she remains an actual countess even though her husband announced he was leaving her for another woman last year over e-mail) rehearsing the composition of the millennium in some NYC studio with a bizarro record producer:

http://www.usmagazine.com/moviestvmusic ... te-2010125

And if that wasn't torture enough, here's the finished product:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4XbM6_-deE

Enjoy. Or not.

Mrs. Neb

Re: Neb's ears are bleeding

Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 12:56 am
by contakt321
Ha, I just watched this earlier and was yelling at my GF, cursing her for making me watch it.

Excruciating.

Re: Neb's ears are bleeding

Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 12:57 am
by davepermen
i nearly can't hear the autotune in the final song /sarkasm :)

Re: Neb's ears are bleeding

Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 1:13 am
by bodhi71
Dear God,
Please kill these people.
Amen.

Re: Neb's ears are bleeding

Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 2:12 am
by arctic ranger
her best before date is coming soon...

then she will get traded up to a newer model

Re: Neb's ears are bleeding

Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 3:12 am
by mikemc
Oh yes. "Ability is cool, but... it's 'the package'..." what a revelation!

Once it was ascertained that the male vocal presets on the autotune fit the best, it was all downhill on the gravy train to Quality Product City.

[edit] goodness gracious that is awful.

I listened to it some more in the hope of having something funnier to say, but it is just so awful. I ended up concluding that if Verka Serduchka covered it, it might be hysterical:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hco0bR_mfzo

Re: Neb's ears are bleeding

Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 7:40 am
by crofter
Total shit.....should do well.

Re: Neb's ears are bleeding

Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 7:43 am
by UKRuss
Is it wrong that I am erect?

Re: Neb's ears are bleeding

Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 11:44 am
by 3dot...
^^^
nah she's old enough...

Re: Neb's ears are bleeding

Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 3:11 pm
by ThrowAway
And i thought it couldnt get worse than tardy for the party.

Re: Neb's ears are bleeding

Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 4:15 pm
by aqua_tek
I don't know who's worse, her or that scrotebag producer

Re: Neb's ears are bleeding

Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 6:21 pm
by LoopStationZebra
Enough of this nonsense, Mrs. Neb. When can we expect the next workout vid? :twisted:

Re: Neb's ears are bleeding

Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 11:45 pm
by McQ714
his ears aren't the only thing that's bleeding...

i don't know where i was going with that.

Re: Neb's ears are bleeding

Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 11:58 pm
by nebulae
McQ714 wrote:his ears aren't the only thing that's bleeding...

i don't know where i was going with that.
:lol: :lol:

We aren't supposed to discuss "that night" between us. I was just "experimenting"

Re: Neb's ears are bleeding

Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 12:34 am
by funky shit
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