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woman are fuckin mental
Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 1:33 pm
by funky shit
really
Re: woman are fuckin mental
Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:04 pm
by crofter
really?
Re: woman are fuckin mental
Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:09 pm
by slatepipe
they have their moments thats for sure
Re: woman are fuckin mental
Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:58 pm
by djsynchro
it just works.
Re: woman are fuckin mental
Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:59 pm
by funky shit
nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Re: woman are fuckin mental
Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:47 pm
by Pitch Black
Re: woman are fuckin mental
woman are fuckin mental
men are fuckin mental
lets go fuckin mental
ooh-la looh-la lay
there she is boys, the next Eurovision winner I reckon . . .
hows verse 2 go?
Re: woman are fuckin mental
Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:58 pm
by nikulo
i cant tell you how incredibly much i agree.
because i'm just writing with one.
she drives me to the total insanity, and i hate it more than anything.
( i really do suffer under her bitchiness)
bad thing is, shes fucking beautiful and i have a crush on her : /
i mean WTF? why cant they just talk straight and tell us what the fuck they whant from us. xD
pathetic the most powerful man is totally screwed (and so is his power), when he falls in love with the wrong/right girl.
I should be the one playing with HER!, at least thats what i always say to all the guys with sorrow Girltrouble^^
unfortunately that doesnt seem to work when she fucks your brain up.
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biochemical reactions in my brains are TEH SUCK!
Re: woman are fuckin mental
Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:00 pm
by funky shit
cause they are bastards
Re: woman are fuckin mental
Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:19 pm
by fishmonkey
nikulo wrote:i cant tell you how incredibly much i agree.
because i'm just writing with one.
she drives me to the total insanity, and i hate it more than anything.
( i really do suffer under her bitchiness)
bad thing is, shes fucking beautiful and i have a crush on her : /
i mean WTF? why cant they just talk straight and tell us what the fuck they whant from us. xD
pathetic the most powerful man is totally screwed (and so is his power), when he falls in love with the wrong/right girl.
I should be the one playing with HER!, at least thats what i always say to all the guys with sorrow Girltrouble^^
unfortunately that doesnt seem to work when she fucks your brain up.
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biochemical reactions in my brains are TEH SUCK!
so you put up with her bitchiness because you've got a huge crush on her, she has the temerity to not return your undying affection, and she's the mental one???
"the most powerful man"
uh huh.
Re: woman are fuckin mental
Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:24 pm
by leedsquietman
You gotta learn to be Clint Eastwood and then you'll have no probs. 9/10 women cream their panties for Clint.
Don't talk much (or at all) - be the strong macho silent type. Don't let your dick turn you into a gibbering wreck and look desperate. Like a lion stalking a zebra, you play it patient and cool and find the right moment to launch your attack, don't just run out flailing like an octopus at first sight and end up with an epic fail for others to laugh at.
Treat 'em mean. Don't call them for days at a time and if they they try this with you, don't cave first. You MIGHT come over if they call you, if you feel like it. Or you might blow them off and spend the night making love to Ableton Live, and they will accept it or you move on...
If they blow you off don't show weakness by crying or blabbing on an internet forum about it. Stay cool and the next one will be along before you know it. Did you ever see Clint bitterly babbling on about 'this whore rejected me, so she must be a lesbian'?
Re: woman are fuckin mental
Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:28 pm
by squelcht
Woman are fucking metal

Re: woman are fuckin mental
Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:31 pm
by funky shit
leedsquietman wrote:You gotta learn to be Clint Eastwood and then you'll have no probs. 9/10 women cream their panties for Clint.
Don't talk much (or at all) - be the strong macho silent type. Don't let your dick turn you into a gibbering wreck and look desperate. Like a lion stalking a zebra, you play it patient and cool and find the right moment to launch your attack, don't just run out flailing like an octopus at first sight and end up with an epic fail for others to laugh at.
Treat 'em mean. Don't call them for days at a time and if they they try this with you, don't cave first. You MIGHT come over if they call you, if you feel like it. Or you might blow them off and spend the night making love to Ableton Live, and they will accept it or you move on...
If they blow you off don't show weakness by crying or blabbing on an internet forum about it. Stay cool and the next one will be along before you know it. Did you ever see Clint bitterly babbling on about 'this whore rejected me, so she must be a lesbian'?
yeooooooo
naw i wasnt blown off. i just always attract the fuckin nut cases
Re: woman are fuckin mental
Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:43 pm
by fishmonkey
no doubt drawn inexorably to your supreme sanity...
Re: woman are fuckin mental
Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 6:00 pm
by leedsquietman
Funky,
I was speaking in general about the being blown off part, no offense mate ...
You got Live, a bottle of Coke and your right (or left hand). That's potential for a great night in without the mental women

Re: woman are fuckin mental
Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 6:04 pm
by djsynchro
djsynchro wrote:it just works.
this