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WHINY BLAH BLAH POOPOONEENERNEENER

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:52 am
by agent314
BLAH BLAH ABLETON SUCKS BLAH BLAH WHINY WHINY

ABLETON IS STUPID DOODYHEADS WITH BAD STUFF THAT IS SUCKY AND ALSO SHITTY

I CANNOT MAKE MUSIC UNLESS MY SOFTWARE DOES EVERY SINGLE THING I WANT IT TO, LIVE EVERY OTHER DAW EXCEPT ABLETON

I DO NOT CARE THAT HISTORICALLY SOME OF THE GREATEST MUSIC IN THE WORLD IS BORNE OUT OF THE CREATIVE LIMITATIONS IMPOSED ON THE MUSICIANS MAKING IT

EVERYBODY CAN TELL WHAT A SERIOUS AND PROFESSIONAL MUSICIAN I AM BECAUSE I AM MAKING SO MANY LOUD, INCESSANT COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE SOFTWARE THAT I CHOOSE TO USE OF MY OWN VOLITION

I WANT FREE STUFF BECAUSE I AM SINGLEHANDEDLY KEEPING YOUR BUSINESS AFLOAT. NO, NOT THAT FREE STUFF. THAT FREE STUFF SUCKS AND IS DUMB FOR EVERYTHING. I WANT OTHER FREE STUFF. AND MORE OF IT!

YOUR UPGRADES ARE ALL SUCK, IGNORE THE FACT THAT I HAVE NEVER DEVELOPED SOFTWARE AND HAVE NO IDEA HOW COMPLICATED A PROCESS IT IS, USING IT SHOULD ALWAYS AND FOREVER BE BETTER THAN A RIMJOB FROM GOD

I DON'T HAVE TIME TO CREATE MUSIC WHEN THERE ARE ALL THESE COMPLAINTS TO MAKE!

Re: WHINY BLAH BLAH POOPOONEENERNEENER

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:56 am
by duro
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Re: WHINY BLAH BLAH POOPOONEENERNEENER

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 2:33 am
by mholloway
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Re: WHINY BLAH BLAH POOPOONEENERNEENER

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:47 am
by mihai
op is right. ableton are acting like they make music software or something. fail.

Re: WHINY BLAH BLAH POOPOONEENERNEENER

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 4:57 am
by Tone Deft
314phase wrote:BLAH BLAH ABLETON SUCKS BLAH BLAH WHINY WHINY

ABLETON IS STUPID DOODYHEADS WITH BAD STUFF THAT IS SUCKY AND ALSO SHITTY

I CANNOT MAKE MUSIC UNLESS MY SOFTWARE DOES EVERY SINGLE THING I WANT IT TO, LIVE EVERY OTHER DAW EXCEPT ABLETON

I DO NOT CARE THAT HISTORICALLY SOME OF THE GREATEST MUSIC IN THE WORLD IS BORNE OUT OF THE CREATIVE LIMITATIONS IMPOSED ON THE MUSICIANS MAKING IT

EVERYBODY CAN TELL WHAT A SERIOUS AND PROFESSIONAL MUSICIAN I AM BECAUSE I AM MAKING SO MANY LOUD, INCESSANT COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE SOFTWARE THAT I CHOOSE TO USE OF MY OWN VOLITION

I WANT FREE STUFF BECAUSE I AM SINGLEHANDEDLY KEEPING YOUR BUSINESS AFLOAT. NO, NOT THAT FREE STUFF. THAT FREE STUFF SUCKS AND IS DUMB FOR EVERYTHING. I WANT OTHER FREE STUFF. AND MORE OF IT!

YOUR UPGRADES ARE ALL SUCK, IGNORE THE FACT THAT I HAVE NEVER DEVELOPED SOFTWARE AND HAVE NO IDEA HOW COMPLICATED A PROCESS IT IS, USING IT SHOULD ALWAYS AND FOREVER BE BETTER THAN A RIMJOB FROM GOD

I DON'T HAVE TIME TO CREATE MUSIC WHEN THERE ARE ALL THESE COMPLAINTS TO MAKE!

Re: WHINY BLAH BLAH POOPOONEENERNEENER

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 5:02 am
by gjm
It makes more sense with caps on. Little disappointed there was not more .....

Re: WHINY BLAH BLAH POOPOONEENERNEENER

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:04 am
by smaucher
besides the broken caps lock key...+1

Re: WHINY BLAH BLAH POOPOONEENERNEENER

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:07 am
by Taylor Barclay
:evil: :twisted:

Re: WHINY BLAH BLAH POOPOONEENERNEENER

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:14 am
by msteele
:lol: Love it

Re: WHINY BLAH BLAH POOPOONEENERNEENER

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:38 am
by 3dot...
this.

Re: WHINY BLAH BLAH POOPOONEENERNEENER

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:18 pm
by nylarch
NO, NOT THAT FREE STUFF
brilliant

Re: WHINY BLAH BLAH POOPOONEENERNEENER

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 4:07 pm
by razorblade
agent314 wrote: IT SHOULD ALWAYS AND FOREVER BE BETTER THAN A RIMJOB FROM GOD
Thanks - I needed a new Baseline for determining relative value.

This should save me big bucks.

Re: WHINY BLAH BLAH POOPOONEENERNEENER

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 4:11 pm
by EpikureeR
xD hilarious, this reminds me of 3phase, i really often read him complaining, he is the first person on this forum which name i could tell every moment
nice sarcasm
peace

Re: WHINY BLAH BLAH POOPOONEENERNEENER

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 5:18 pm
by 0fps
3dot... wrote:this.
It just works.

Re: WHINY BLAH BLAH POOPOONEENERNEENER

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 8:27 pm
by MacGuffin
words of wisdom