Ableton Forum

hi im new to this forum.

i am just wondering
what is the best sound card
can i use headphones instead of near fields
i read in future music that ableton live sounds bad.. is this true.
how do i warp a whole song properly
why do i hear pops and clicks
is axiom as good as an mpk
should i buy genelics.
whats the best soft synth
whats the best hardware synth
how do i sample
should i use samples or make my own
do i need an apc
how do i get that phat synth sound
what compressor should i use
what mic should i use
can i record my guitar in ableton
is ableton just for electronic music
do i need max for live
is there a max for live run time
why does live crash so much
should i get a mac
do i buy a core i5 or i7
should i use fire wire or usb
what headphones do you use
how do i sound like so and so
ect ect ect..

please answer.

i seriously dont get why we dont just sticky these as they come around.

8.5/10

OK, here goes...

i am just wondering - that's a good start
what is the best sound card - the most expensive one
can i use headphones instead of near fields - nobody's stopping you
i read in future music that ableton live sounds bad.. is this true. - of course!
how do i warp a whole song properly - Just make sure you don't warp it too hard
why do i hear pops and clicks - because your in an airplane
is axiom as good as an mpk - are man boobs as good as lady boobs?
should i buy genelics. - no... spend it on hookers
whats the best soft synth - your mom's
whats the best hardware synth - your dad's
how do i sample - go to costco...they were giving out samples of turkey bacon last time i was there
should i use samples or make my own - making your own is better than making babies
do i need an apc - Yes, without it you cannot make music in ableton live
how do i get that phat synth sound - feed it cheeseburgers
what compressor should i use - I've got one that i air up my tires with... you can have it
what mic should i use - just scream into your computer.
can i record my guitar in ableton - what is a guitar?
is ableton just for electronic music - no, it was originally built to record gregorian chants
do i need max for live - no...besides, Max went on vacation so he is unavailable anyway
is there a max for live run time - I think his marathon starts tomorrow at noon
why does live crash so much - it has a drinking problem
should i get a mac - Steve Jobs is the devil
do i buy a core i5 or i7 - Intel is satan
should i use fire wire or usb - use both for twice the data transfer!
what headphones do you use - I had a bluetooth chip implanted in my head...i don't use them
how do i sound like so and so - So & So is a shitty band...you don't want to sound like So & So
ect ect ect..

please answer. - Your welcome

Fake!

@carpekd - brilliant. This should really be a sticky and/or in the manual!