Ableton Forum

Answer a question... then ask one...
OK GO!


What did you have for dinner today?

Pasta....


How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

loads

what is your favourite movie of all time?

the sex tape i made with your moms

the gravitational constant

what is gravity?

Gravity is only a theory, therefore, it probably doesn't exist, but God does, cos it says so in The Bible.


What would you prefer, and why: an iPad, NI Maschine, APC40, sex with Oprah Winfrey?

Maschine, because Oprah is the most annoying person I cam think of, and I already have the other two.

Why are you not yet a world famous rock star?

Because Rock radio stations won't accept my music infested with the brown henke dither.

Why are there no girls in these forums?

0.0 because the interwebz has no tangible mass and weight.

why do people who provoke him act shocked when they get the ban hammer?

because they are used to walking into stores and telling the merchant that everything in the store is shit and then getting a 10 percent off coupon for their inconvenience.
why did ableton even hire a social media person/where not the forums just fine prior?

cos no one else 'in house' with any real talent could be bothered with such a pitiful job. I'm sure they've hired dedicated personnel to scrub their toilets too.

why do fools spend good money on 'training videos' in return for inane instructions on how to drag a plugin preset onto a track ?

Because it's easier to "train up" than to come to grips with the fact that you suck.

Time, or money? and why?

Money. Because it cures G.A.S.

Synths or guitars? And why!

Synths, guitars have too many strings attached.

Capitalist, Communist or Lesbian?