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I woke up to this this morning.





Apparently my roommate thought microwaving an entire tub of cookie dough would make a great dinner.

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Lol at least he didnt nuke a tube of Pillsbury cinnabons.

Dude needs to seriously stay away from the microwave when blazing. He frequently cooks raw meat in there. I'm talking 3/4 inch thick london broil. No fancy microwave recipe either. Just slaps it on a plate, sets the timer for so many minutes, and that's it.

In his defense though on a few occasions I smoked his weapons grade weed and put a french bread pizza in the oven and passed out and woke up to a black charred brick in the oven.

did he cook it at all?

Last week I microwaved 2 frozen cod portions on full power for 30 minutes. Forgot to set the oven to convection mode.

It was like the hardest most durable substance I've ever seen, yet still strongly fishy.

My cat loved it.

I had no idea you could make cookies in the microwave....

H20nly wrote: did he cook it at all?

I have no idea. I couldn't tell if the lump was cooked or just thawed from sitting out all night.

Tarekith wrote:I had no idea you could make cookies in the microwave....

You possibly could but not the whole contents of the tub as is.

The supreme irony here is I bought the cookie dough to make cookies for his girlfriend's 3 kids who will be infesting our apartment tomorrow. I'm not a fan of kids but that was meant to be an effort. They'll just have to be entertained with the ramblings of Jack and Coke beats me.

^

good on you for trying!

I hope you do realize that hyper-microwaved cookie dough turns into this....

I can imagine that would seem like a great idea at the time

I've eaten some truly weird shit under those circumstances and genuinely not minded eating the lot

usually it involves something tinned like tuna and baked beans