Ableton Forum

I can't even understand why this forum has the option to create a poll. And the little mock example I've created should show why.

Some people so stupid that they post rubbish like this in Music and Audio Production instead of The Lounge

the old "idiot test" trick!!! good one rasputin

Where's the fourth pole option involving midget paratrooping dominatrixes with white tube socks and hang down earings? And I agree With crumcorn. How dare you post this in this forum. This is for Cubase and non-preset-ever-because it's cheating-but my music still sucks anyways, really, - users only.

none of the above..

rasputin wrote:I can't even understand why this forum has the option to create a poll. And the little mock example I've created should show why.

I take it you realise my "Is guitar dead?" poll was a piss-take of the "Is Live dead?" poll?

Live is dead. My music sucks. Richie Hawtin is an idiot. People who voted for George Bush are smart. Ableton may be bought out by Dell, which is not just a PC in a fancier more expensive case like Macs that "claim" to be worth it. Little Wayne is the new KRS-ONE or Rakim. Spellcasters never spell their spells wrong.

everything is the same...you're just getting older...

I dun't kan't now wear i pole?

I take all this to be that people would like for a moderator to step up and clean house once in a while. move the fuckwittery to the Lounge. they can't delete threads without people getting indignant.

Just to be sure, everyone who took the poll is an idiot regardless their answer, right? Afterall it was a poll for idiots. just axin

i3igTripplets wrote:Just to be sure, everyone who took the poll is an idiot regardless their answer, right? Afterall it was a poll for idiots. just axin

this is kind of where my head is at on this. i'm curious to make a selection so i can see how many "idiots" participated, but i'm afraid that it's a trap.

it's a trap!!

infiniteB wrote:Live is dead. My music sucks. Richie Hawtin is an idiot. People who voted for George Bush are smart. Ableton may be bought out by Dell, which is not just a PC in a fancier more expensive case like Macs that "claim" to be worth it. Little Wayne is the new KRS-ONE or Rakim. Spellcasters never spell their spells wrong.

But you're right about those two.

Cool Character wrote:

infiniteB wrote:Live is dead. My music sucks. Richie Hawtin is an idiot. People who voted for George Bush are smart. Ableton may be bought out by Dell, which is not just a PC in a fancier more expensive case like Macs that "claim" to be worth it. Little Wayne is the new KRS-ONE or Rakim. Spellcasters never spell their spells wrong.

But you're right about those two.

Thank you! Finally someone with brains!