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conny wrote:schnap telt plurry-mash
frogs burning all over the place
thander duckslore mirring wo
frogs are swamming into the maze

kepp ditty
kepp schnor

etc

Conny doesnt miss an opportunity to bring out the big guns.

Y'all can be weird??? Well I can be weirder mutha Faaakaaaaazzz!

LOFA wrote:Auto warp my antwerp blurb

I have no idea! I was pretty lit when I saw this and it just came out!

Antwerp is a place right?

GOd i was smashed last night!

No! I don't want bling bling!
Just a Lemur and some self-respect!

LOFA wrote:Just a Lemur and some self-respect!

Self respect is overrated, mate. Shamelessly selling out is the way forward.

Sometimes selling out is the way to go, but music is one of the few areas I can't seem to do it in.

I have to admit though, I feel that much more punk rock after biking home and making electronic music after 5 13 hour days in a row of university study and working for an international conglomerate financial monolith in a button down.

If the next two semesters don't kill me, I will be able to buy my Lemur and take over my share of the world (roughly 1,000 square ft... maybe?)

Last night I really was gone. Glad I could share my emotions with the thread.

forge wrote: Y'all can be weird??? Well I can be weirder mutha Faaakaaaaazzz!

OK, let us judge. Proof is needed.

// C

School is out,
Drunk once more,
I type this sideways,
while I'm on the floor.

Can we lock this thread or something. Jesus.

k

School is out
but I'll soon be hired
drinking pabst just makes me tired

FOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFO

http://jwinokur.diaryland.com/051110_71.html

Scene:

A woman walks into a Mexican supermarket and spends some time wandering around in the wine isle apparently looking for something, but never finding it.

She eventually grabs a few other items and heads towards the checkout line. All the while her little son William in getting more and more restless with the whole experience.

She reaches the clerk with the few items she has selected. As the clerk is ringing her up, she inquires:

"You wouldn't happen to carry any Syrah?"

The clerk, who speaks no English replies:

"Que?"

The woman, slightly distracted by her increasingly rambucious son, responds:

"Syrah."

A blank stare from the clerk. Again the woman:

"Syrah?"

No response. The woman, frustrated with the lack of communication chimes:

"Whatever."

Just then, her attention is drawn to her son, whose volume is continuing to increase as he becomes more and more impatient.

"Will, be-"

Her son shrieks at the sight of candy bars at the checkout line. The woman sternly repeats herself:

"Will, be quiet!"

End scene.

Que? Syrah. Syrah?
Whatever. Will be- Will be...

k

Jesus, I'm wasted. This whole thing took me close to an hour to type.

k

dirtystudios wrote:Jesus, I'm wasted. This whole thing took me close to an hour to type.

k

Anyone here seen, "Blue Velvet"?

What kinda beer do you like?

Uhm, Hieneken...

Hieneken!!!, Fuck that shit!!!!!!!, Pabst Blue Ribbon!!!!

suburbanbather wrote:
Anyone here seen, "Blue Velvet"?

Yes.
"Mammy..." (heavy breathing)

What kinda beer do you like?

Maredsous Donkel (spell?)
Newcastle Brown Ale


// C

conny wrote:

suburbanbather wrote:
Anyone here seen, "Blue Velvet"?

Yes.
"Mammy..." (heavy breathing)

What kinda beer do you like?

Maredsous Donkel (spell?)
Newcastle Brown Ale


// C

I'm big into English real ales, never been so huge on newcastle brown, but then I havent had it in years

at the moment I'm drinking a Real Ale homebrew straight from the fermenter while it's still slightly fermenting, true medieval style

I put it in thursday night and it's sunday night, but it's hot here so it ferments quickly

it tastes like newcastle brown

forge wrote: at the moment I'm drinking a Real Ale homebrew straight from the fermenter while it's still slightly fermenting, true medieval style

Hehe, I see you in the deep cellar, Marty Feldman like, watching the bubbles (reflected in your eye balls)... taking a deep sip.

// C