Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 7:34 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 7:35 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 7:37 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 1:23 am
I´m drunk, too.
Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 1:40 am
fuck me big time, playing a sober game and its two weeks already. drank ginger ales all night with my friends in the bar and got in the vortex, natural high is crazy shit or maybe it was just sugar...
Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:03 am
5am in Sydney, huh?sweetjesus wrote:fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Come in SJ, I repeat, come in SJ...
<radio silence continues...>
You may be drunk mate, I'm hung over...
Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:44 am
Dam drinkers.
Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:50 am
HA HA it's my birthday and I hjave been drinking scoth and the waitresss was really hot
Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 3:10 am
im not drunk, but we bought a couple of bottles earlier. my wife and i signed a contract on a house today, so im having a few celebratory drinks.
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:29 pm
The Buffalo Theory as told by Cliff Clavin: No one can explain this as well as Cliff Clavin, on Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. and here's how it went:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:55 pm
yum beer...
...all i have is rush hour in between myself and a delicious IPA
...all i have is rush hour in between myself and a delicious IPA
Re: Drunken Post
Posted: Sat May 29, 2021 5:28 am
Sing it!
Drunken post.
Drunken post.
Fifteen years since a drunken post.
Man, remember when the internet was fun?
Let’s toast the poast!
k
Drunken post.
Drunken post.
Fifteen years since a drunken post.
Man, remember when the internet was fun?
Let’s toast the poast!
k
Re: Drunken Post
Posted: Sat May 29, 2021 11:57 am
