Menopause
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:06 pm
"I'll have one with everything."
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Re: The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says,
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:24 pm
but if you hold the anchovies and hot peppers, might be more of the "middle way".....
Re: The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says,
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:46 pm
heh, yeah, anchovies and hot peppers may trigger kundalini; wrong place, wrong time. 
Re: The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says,
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:15 pm
The temptation is pure MAYA!
Re: The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says,
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:35 pm
Aye, but then we're given senses, why not humor them?
Bacon, onions, green peppers, pineapple and 1 extra misc is my shit.
You?
Bacon, onions, green peppers, pineapple and 1 extra misc is my shit.
You?
Re: The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says,
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 6:52 pm
the truth is... there is no pizza.
Re: The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says,
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:33 pm
Ugh. I have a long way to go, Master.
Re: The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says,
Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:31 am
It might be an illusion but I had pizza 3 times this week already....H20nly wrote:the truth is... there is no pizza.
salami, onion, pepper, olive and extra garlic....
barbecue chicken...
pineapple, pepperoni and jalapeno peppers...
Re: The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says,
Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:56 am
OMFG that sounds like a delicious illusion 
Re: The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says,
Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:47 am
In the australian telling the Dalai Lama goes up to a hotdog stand and says:shadx312 wrote:"I'll have one with everything."
"Make me one with everything."
...The hotdog vendor says "That'll be five dollars."
The Dalai Lama gives him a ten dollar note which the hotdog seller pockets.
"Where's my change?" Says the Dalai Lama
"Ah!" says the hotdog seller. "Change comes from within..."
Re: The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says,
Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:58 am
In jersey when I lived there, the Dali Lama walked into a bar and said, "hey Joey give me a fuckin absolute and cranberry"
Re: The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says,
Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:13 pm
yes, I think that is the actual joke.onek wrote:In the australian telling the Dalai Lama goes up to a hotdog stand and says:shadx312 wrote:"I'll have one with everything."
"Make me one with everything."
...The hotdog vendor says "That'll be five dollars."
The Dalai Lama gives him a ten dollar note which the hotdog seller pockets.
"Where's my change?" Says the Dalai Lama
"Ah!" says the hotdog seller. "Change comes from within..."
shadx312 wrote:"I'll have one with everything."
like hearing my mum telling a joke and not actually understanding what makes the punchline funny.
"no wait, the pizza guy says, or is the other guy, hmm, no. Anyway - he says I want the special with everything on it"
no dammit. NO!
Re: The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says,
Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:27 pm
Well aren't i just a huge pile of suck.
Wasn't aware of the original joke.
Gonna drown myself in illusions now.
- Mum
Wasn't aware of the original joke.
Gonna drown myself in illusions now.
- Mum
Re: The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says,
Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:36 pm
In a similar vein how does bob marley like his doughnuts ?
Re: The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says,
Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:00 pm
High.