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Re: The death of the DJ

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 5:54 pm
by H20nly
i want to have a button that says WORK and when i press it, it generates a paycheck.

which DJ is dead? if it's the cocky asshole one... then :D

Re: The death of the DJ

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 5:58 pm
by Tone Deft
I want a button that says work and you'll get back to it!

so, this guy Morrissey, he wrote a song back in the 80s...

OP-
I heard you have a web site. 'sup with that?

Re: The death of the DJ

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 6:02 pm
by H20nly
:( man... stop pressing that button... i don't wanna get back to it!!

how about a button that says Be Nice and you get all cordial and shit?

Re: The death of the DJ

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 6:07 pm
by Tone Deft
how about a button that says 'fuck you guys I'm taking the day off' because I pressed the shit out of that button.

that reminds me of another button.

log the fuck out.

later.

Re: The death of the DJ

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 6:15 pm
by JuanSOLO
Yeah, and cars that run on gas are dead too, ever since that fucking Prias.
OH yeah, and vinyl, died.
AND tape,
EVERYTHING is done on iPads these days, I mean EVERYTHING.

Almost forgot, analogue synths are dead too, way back in the 80's, havent seen one since.

Re: The death of the DJ

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 6:16 pm
by JuanSOLO
for the DJ's
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Re: The death of the DJ

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 6:18 pm
by störgeräusche
times are changed, technology made some old habits obsolete
BUT these shortcuts do not replace years of crafting an art, do they?
yes, you don't have to learn to beatmatch anymore (which was never hard to learn anyway), but no one can be good at anything without experience... for this there is no automatic whatever, you need to spend time crafting your art, with or without autosync.

Re: The death of the DJ

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 6:20 pm
by JuanSOLO
Thanks Netflix, you A HOLES! I just bought the very last TV from Best Buy too.

Re: The death of the DJ

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 6:22 pm
by JuanSOLO
I heard Ableton's site was gonna die soon.

Re: The death of the DJ

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 6:45 pm
by yur2die4
I bet he got depressed when typesetting was invented too. The day that writing officially died :(

Re: The death of the DJ

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 7:19 pm
by JuanSOLO

Re: The death of the DJ

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 7:45 pm
by beats me
This whiny argument is like if the laborers who built the pyramids with chisels and mallets got all pissed off when somebody offered up a hydraulic jackhammer. :x

Re: The death of the DJ

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 8:01 pm
by ian_halsall
Sadmaus4

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Re: The death of the DJ

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 8:03 pm
by H20nly
JuanSOLO wrote:Yeah, and cars that run on gas are dead too, ever since that fucking Prias.
every time i get slowed down in traffic to some silly speed with a bunch of people in front of me... it seems like when i make my move to get around the hold up... i always find some ass lollygagging in his/her Prius as though the rest of the world doesn't need to get where they're going. it makes me want a big monster truck that sounds like a Harley with a license plate that says EATHYBRID... so i can tailgate the shit out them and make them live in fear from the sight of the bumper, axle and transmission in their rear view mirror.

i wonder what all the DJs will do now that they're dead?? wander the earth looking for CDs and Vinyl collections to eat like man flesh :?: :idea:

Re: The death of the DJ

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 8:45 pm
by starving student
funken wrote:Today marks the end of DJing as we know it. Or does it? Certainly seen quite a few people especially Seb Leger having a moan about this new auto-DJ thingy. How will it affect DJing?

Will it mean more people use Live?

link?