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Do you have no talent whatsoever?

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:15 pm
by Angstrom
Surely this is a joke. Tell me this is a joke.

http://producerfactory.com/index.php

it's not a joke is it.

Re: Do you have no talent whatsoever?

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:22 pm
by simmerdown
what does talent have to do with it?

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Re: Do you have no talent whatsoever?

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:25 pm
by Angstrom
nothing at all I guess

Re: Do you have no talent whatsoever?

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 4:52 pm
by andydes
Thanks for the link. I'm all over that!

:D
8)
:oops:
:(
:cry:

It's Friday night and sunny in London, but I think I'll just stay in and eat half a kilo of chocolate.

Re: Do you have no talent whatsoever?

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:56 pm
by 102455
Oh yeah, they're bound to be really fantastic "career building" tracks aren't they - if they're prepared to let someone else profit from them!

Can't be any good anyway, they haven't got any Drum & Bass. :lol:

Re: Do you have no talent whatsoever?

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 6:12 pm
by andydes
Well this part is half true-
What used to be available only for the top DJ is now open to all artists
Although I doubt it's going to be of the same quality as when *big name of the day* gets someone to write and produce their album.

Re: Do you have no talent whatsoever?

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 6:22 pm
by jbodango
From the site's FAQ:
You can pay using 100 different payment options.
That's cutting edge stuff. I wonder if they will allow payment by Bitcoin? Or even more baller would be barter.

Re: Do you have no talent whatsoever?

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 1:14 am
by abletoon
This is nothing new, in literary circles it's called ghostwriting.
Maybe this is a vision of the future of EDM ...ghost producing!
Well,at least you get more of a social life this way! :mrgreen:

Re: Do you have no talent whatsoever?

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 4:06 am
by Forge.
my first thought was is it april 1 or maybe the onion

then I could just see the tragic desperation in the producers who came up with that as a way of trying to actually earn a living from their music: "if I can't get paid by labels to release my tunes, then maybe I can con some talentless twats into buying them instead"

Re: Do you have no talent whatsoever?

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:56 am
by H20nly
8O oh my... desperation incarnate.

Re: Do you have no talent whatsoever?

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 11:58 am
by nathannn
Did you try checking out the music? Theres nothing.

Re: Do you have no talent whatsoever?

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 12:51 pm
by Bagatell
Of course, once you have "your" track, you'll need to pay some names to review it.

Re: Do you have no talent whatsoever?

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 2:58 pm
by knotkranky
It's gotta be some 14yo kid.

Re: Do you have no talent whatsoever?

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 3:25 pm
by stringtapper
abletoon wrote:This is nothing new, in literary circles it's called ghostwriting.
It's nothing new in music either, particularly in film scoring. Hans Zimmer has a whole team of people working for him, some of them unpaid intern lackeys.

Re: Do you have no talent whatsoever?

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 7:15 pm
by H20nly
nathannn wrote:Did you try checking out the music? Theres nothing.
which is exactly how their customers arrive at their site.