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Maschine causing crash?

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 12:00 am
by 444pio
When i have Maschine loaded in Live, I dom the old, drag audio from pattern over to Live clip. After one or two, sometimes right away, it crashes Live.
Any others having this problem??

Re: Maschine causing crash?

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 12:55 am
by machinesfuckingoff
444pio wrote:When i have Maschine loaded in Live, I dom the old, drag audio from pattern over to Live clip. After one or two, sometimes right away, it crashes Live.
Any others having this problem??
I din't understand a damned thing you said. Other than that, couldn't tell you why it crashed. Call the ignorant tools at NI and ask them. Prolly has something to do with bloat issues.

Re: Maschine causing crash?

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 3:57 pm
by Steve Ballmer
WHAT IS BLOAT ISSUES??!!

Re: Maschine causing crash?

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 4:35 pm
by machinesfuckingoff
Steve Ballmer wrote:WHAT IS BLOAT ISSUES??!!
Why are you asking me? You're one of the charter founders and sponsors of the "Bloat" idea. A good analogy would be like after you finish your usual signature lunch of poached salmon stuffed with hummus and a few quarts of eggnog. You get the idea.

Re: Maschine causing crash?

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 4:36 pm
by machinesfuckingoff
machinesfuckingoff wrote:
Steve Ballmer wrote:WHAT IS BLOAT ISSUES??!!
Why are you asking me? You're one of the charter founders and sponsors of the "Bloat" idea. A good analogy would be like after you finish your usual signature lunch of poached salmon stuffed with hummus and a few quarts of eggnog and your knack for clearing the room mid-afternoon. I think you get the idea.

Re: Maschine causing crash?

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 4:57 pm
by Steve Ballmer
YOU DO NOT GET IRONY.