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A claim made by Funk N. Furter. I invite him here to defend this claim.

Edit: Due to excessive trolling on Funk N.'s part, this thread has been relabeled and now sports a shiny new poll.

This is sure to inspire long lasting meaningful conversation. I eagerly await the chance of increasing my IQ exponentially with every post view.

Don't hate the game, hate the player.

I'm an equal opportunity hater

Donnie wrote: I eagerly await the chance of increasing my IQ exponentially with every post view.

You would be better off learning to play piano (unless you already play, in which case, the more you play the more your I.Q. will benefit) !

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Steve Ballmer wrote:A claim made by Funk N. Furter. I invite him here to defend this claim.

We could probably answer for him using the funken template:

[insert action] my arse. [insert antangonist] , weeve me awone! I [insert negation] be bothered by [the res of the world] anymore.



Something along these lines

scott nathaniel wrote:

Steve Ballmer wrote:A claim made by Funk N. Furter. I invite him here to defend this claim.

We could probably answer for him using the funken template:

[insert action] my arse. [insert antangonist] , weeve me awone! I [insert negation] be bothered by [the res of the world] anymore.



Something along these lines

don't forget these classics:

Marx thought [insert concept], long before [insert victim].

There would be no need for [insert payment] in a pure communist society your ideas are [insert negative adjective], this form of society would [insert ray of ignorant hope].

Not forgetting the all time no 1 problem:

Funken (paraphrased) wrote: All decisions will be made by mutual agreement for the common good.

What do you mean you don't agree? I've already proved I'm right.

Not to be too harsh, as I don't actually have much of a problem with socialism apart from it being fundamentally unworkable. At least before we've really fucked ourselves.

Under socialism, the laws of physics and human nature will evolve, and everything will be perfect. How? We don't know, and it would be crazy of us to have a plan. Don't forget that the people put in charge of the not-a-government will have no experience doing what they're supposed to do, even though we don't know what that is.

[insert random Lenin quote]

Funk N. Furter wrote:Ok, I'll bite. Or should that be peck? Right wing policies only benefit the rich. So being a righty makes no sense unless you are rich. When I say rich, I mean properly rich. And even then, you would be better off under socialism, even though you wouldn't be as rich.

I rest my case.

You're good at saying stuff. Let's see if you can back it up.

So your argument is "righties are stupid, and you'd be blind to disagree".

Allow me to present a counter "argument": Lefties are dipshits, and you'd have to be a wanker to disagree.

There. I win too.

I believe I covered the fundamentals.

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