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Things I learnt listening to Lorde

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:04 am
by Galt
1. She doesn't brush her teeth.
2. Her boyfriend doesn't brush his teeth.
3. This is apparently something big for her.
4. They both dream about some day having clean teeth.

BUT

5. Their poor dental hygiene is determined by their genetics.


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Re: Things I learnt listening to Lorde

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:08 am
by 102455
Come on then......post a picture of your teeth. Let's see how amazingly pristine and 100% perfect they are.

BTW I'm astounded that you are able to determine the cleanliness of her teeth purely by listening.

Re: Things I learnt listening to Lorde

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:18 am
by Galt
Point one. I have a toothbrush.

Point two. I know how to use it.

Point three. I don't blame my genetics for anything other than my abnormally high IQ.

Point four. I certainly don't prance around singing about how disgusting I am, no matter how damn talented I am.

Point five. :x

Re: Things I learnt listening to Lorde

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:27 am
by 102455
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Re: Things I learnt listening to Lorde

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:45 am
by TomViolenz
I thought you had a vision and were about to tell us what you learned when listening to The Lord....such dissapointment you are... :(
Galt wrote:Point one. I have a toothbrush.

Point two. I know how to use it.

Point three. I don't blame my genetics for anything other than my abnormally high IQ.
Didn't you just recently bame your genetics for not being a white rhino?!
Point four. I certainly don't prance around posting about how disgusting I am, no matter how damn talented I am.
FTFY
Oh really, you don't?! ;-)

Re: Things I learnt listening to Lorde

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:52 am
by Galt
TomViolenz wrote:Didn't you just recently bame your genetics for not being a white rhino?!
Yes, this is correct. White rhinos generally have low IQs. See how I am able to say the same thing two different ways? See? Intelligence.

:lol:

Meanwhile, I agree with you, we should definitely have a thread discussing messages we have received from the Lord. Technically it wouldn't count as religion so long as we keep it personal experience based. See? Loophole, cf. intelligence.

Re: Things I learnt listening to Lorde

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:01 pm
by TomViolenz
Galt wrote:
TomViolenz wrote:Didn't you just recently bame your genetics for not being a white rhino?!
Yes, this is correct. White rhinos generally have low IQs. See how I am able to say the same thing two different ways? See? Intelligence.

:lol:
I'm apparently not intelligent enough, because I don't :x

Re: Things I learnt listening to Lorde

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:12 pm
by Galt
Don't worry, must be a language thing. ;)

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Re: Things I learnt listening to Lorde

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 2:59 pm
by beats me
I learned you can already sound bored with your career at 16 and phone in your vocals and still reach the top of the charts.

Re: Things I learnt listening to Lorde

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 4:28 pm
by regretfullySaid
Saw this and this yesterday and it fits here.
Every song I've heard from her she says "We can be the..." somewhere.

So will the next featured artist on Abletons page be doing a jazzy cover of Royals???

Re: Things I learnt listening to Lorde

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 4:38 pm
by beats me
Also learned that every so many years the world loves a song that features the backup vocalists from 1950’s Disney movies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usskBq3DNH4

Re: Things I learnt listening to Lorde

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 4:49 pm
by regretfullySaid
Jem should've been more famous than Lorde :x

Re: Things I learnt listening to Lorde

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 4:52 pm
by beats me
shadx312 wrote:Jem should've been more famous than Lorde :x

Honestly, I’ve been finding a lot of great new darkwave artists and I don’t know why Lorde is getting all the attention. She doesn’t categorically suck. I’ve just heard other similar artists that are better.

Re: Things I learnt listening to Lorde

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 5:05 pm
by regretfullySaid
yup

I liked the Age Of Solo album from Lettie that seemed under the rader...http://lettie.bandcamp.com/track/hero

Re: Things I learnt listening to Lorde

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:59 pm
by Machinesworking
Royals is a good pop song. Pop music is fickle, there's no way to know really which song will break.
Her teeth are fine.