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hello to everybody
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:11 pm
by qwerty rapper
my name is qwerty rapper and i'm here to say
i rap with my keyboard everyday
i got 10 xmas gifts on layaway
and my breakfast sits on my TV tray
everybody say "HO"
Santa say "HO HO"
say "HO HO HO"
Re: hello to everybody
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:15 pm
by beats me
Somebody called requesting the roof be raised. Did I come to the right thread?
Re: hello to everybody
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:21 pm
by qwerty rapper
i got reindeers dancing up on the roof
i own hotels like i'm george maloof
i can't eat candy canes 'cause i lost my front toof
all my dogs in the neighborhood go "woof woof"
Re: hello to everybody
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:47 pm
by Galt
Thread reported to mods for being utter shite.
Re: hello to everybody
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:56 pm
by 102455
There's a bloke in the lounge by the name of Galt
Take all he says with a pinch of salt
He thinks he's smart but it's not his fault
Let's throw away the key when he's in the vault
Re: hello to everybody
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:58 pm
by crofter
qwerty rapper wrote:i got reindeers dancing up on the roof
i own hotels like i'm george maloof
i can't eat candy canes 'cause i lost my front toof
all my dogs in the neighborhood go "woof woof"
You'll be responsible for this then,
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25459373
Re: hello to everybody
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 7:02 pm
by TomViolenz
Galt wrote:Thread reported to mods for being utter shite.
Sorry, post reported for lack of flow...
Re: hello to everybody
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 7:05 pm
by stringtapper
The batteries I use are called Duracell,
They last for three weeks so they do me well.
Re: hello to everybody
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 7:07 pm
by Dillinger63
I sat on the toilet broken hearted
Tried to crap, but only farted.
Re: hello to everybody
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 7:07 pm
by Dillinger63
I sat on the toilet broken hearted
Tried to crap, but only farted.
Re: hello to everybody
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 7:08 pm
by 102455
No no.......you can only repeat yourself if you're a blues musician.
Re: hello to everybody
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 7:10 pm
by qwerty rapper
dillinger likes to double post
but he be cool 'cause he from the west coast
Re: hello to everybody
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 8:56 pm
by Dillinger63
Oops, a double post, now dat be rad,
I think I'm gonna go frickin mad.
And nope, not from the west coast, or east coast either,
I'm smack in the middle of the US ..... And I can't rhyme any of that.
Re: hello to everybody
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 9:15 pm
by H20nly
some women are slim
some women are fat
report it to the mod by PM
the facts is the facts and that's that
report it to the O B G Y N
or report to the gym... STAT
just don't let them get too stuck and broken hearted...
that they upchuck into the bowl where Dillinger just farted!
Ho!
Yo!
Ho!
Yo!
put your Ayn Rand novels in the air
and wave them like you just don't care!
Re: hello to everybody
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 9:49 pm
by TomViolenz
This thread is going places,
We're gonne see stuff that amazes,
Galt is challenged for the position of joker in charge,
Is he gonna stay on top, or remain at large...?!