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dey took R jawbz!!

Funk N. Furter wrote:

Cheers humans, you bunch of bastards!

So that is what happens when an ice berg the size of Rhode Island floats all the way to Florida.

Funk N. Furter wrote:

Dillinger63 wrote:

Funk N. Furter wrote:

Cheers humans, you bunch of bastards!

So that is what happens when an ice berg the size of Rhode Island floats all the way to Florida.

I didn't know Rhode Island is only 1 ft wide.

I'm betting this ice berg wasn't a foot wide when it broke off an made its journey to Key West either.

That polar bear is wanted for the murder of baby seals:

you're all wrong.

the polar bear stroked his massive bear cock to dead baby seal porn. it's his thing... due to the cold temperatures his polar jizz became frozen forcing him to ride the waves on a pilar of semen until El Nino or el sol melt it.

global warming, as far as i understand
is all 'cause of the 80's hair metal bands
they used over 20 zillion aerosol cans
and graffiti taggers sprayed them across the land

Damn Galt, that photo captures my emotional landscape so uncannily that I'm starting to think you're one of my close friends in disguise whose real purpose on here is to monitor the state of my well-being.

edit: I just snapchatted this bitch. In before the ban hammer!

shadx312 wrote:Damn Galt, that photo captures my emotional landscape so uncannily that I'm starting to think you're one of my close friends in disguise whose real purpose on here is to monitor the state of my well-being.

Don't encourage me.

Funk N. Furter wrote:

that pic gets me every time..somebody should photoshop a pic of some dude behind him with a gun to his head..id do it but im too fukin stupid to learn photoshop...

Funk N. Furter wrote:Those seals were slaughtered by humans and this is no laughing matter. Anyone who finds it funny is fucking sick in the head.

the guy with the stick in the picture called to say "that was fun!"

Clubbing baby seals is just not right!












I mean they are not even 18 yet, how the fuck did they get in?

Heh
They look mature for their age.
As long as none of them talk, otherwise it's ORK ORK ORK