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The family spends approximately $11,000 for a single funeral (usa).

casket – $2,300
funeral director’s basic services fee – $1,500
embalming and body preparation – $600
funeral ceremony and viewing – $1,000
miscellaneous (hearse, death certificates, obituary, etc.) – $600
grave space – $1,000
cost to dig the grave ( sometimes called the open/close fee) – $1,000
Headstone – $2,000
Grave Marker – $1,000

It's good to see you back for the 8th time, caprezzz.

Everybody check their soundcloud account

Yeah dying is pretty expensive nowadays, I don't think I can afford it

I think I want to go with this custom coffin......

nothing says classy like a Budweiser coffin

even better, nothing says classy like Budweiser inside the coffin!...

eyeknow wrote:It's good to see you back for the 8th time, caprezzz.

Enlighten me.

witbig wrote:cost to dig the grave ( sometimes called the open/close fee) – $1,000

That is one expensive hole.

oblique strategies wrote:

witbig wrote:cost to dig the grave ( sometimes called the open/close fee) – $1,000

That is one expensive hole.

One could say they take it from the living...

If you wanna go all out...

I wanna be buried wit my chronic. You know, to keep me sane not havin' nothin' to do.

Yeah well I'm not average.

So happy (en)trails to me!

don't forget the variable costs. otherwise one would benefit from staying longer in the grave.

derzai wrote:don't forget the variable costs. otherwise one would benefit from staying longer in the grave.

Capitalism taken to its logical extreme!