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Times sure have changed...
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 1:18 pm
by auto-lock
199. If anyone have intercourse with a pig or a dog, he shall die. If a man have intercourse with a horse or a mule, there is no punishment. But he shall not approach the king, and shall not become a priest. If an ox spring upon a man for intercourse, the ox shall die but the man shall not die. One sheep shall be fetched as a substitute for the man, and they shall kill it. If a pig spring upon a man for intercourse, there is no punishment. If any man have intercourse with a foreign woman and pick up this one, now that one, there is no punishment.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Code_of_the_Nesilim
Re: Times sure have changed...
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 1:48 pm
by beats me
I don’t know what you are talking about. Seems like some good present day common sense to me and I stand by all of it.
Re: Times sure have changed...
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 3:58 pm
by TomViolenz
beats me wrote:I don’t know what you are talking about. Seems like some good present day common sense to me and I stand by all of it.
So you think giving a bitch what she needs, should be punishable by death?!
Re: Times sure have changed...
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 9:30 pm
by Florian-Schneider
auto-lock wrote:199. If anyone have intercourse with a pig or a dog, he shall die. If a man have intercourse with a horse or a mule, there is no punishment. But he shall not approach the king, and shall not become a priest. If an ox spring upon a man for intercourse, the ox shall die but the man shall not die. One sheep shall be fetched as a substitute for the man, and they shall kill it. If a pig spring upon a man for intercourse, there is no punishment. If any man have intercourse with a foreign woman and pick up this one, now that one, there is no punishment.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Code_of_the_Nesilim
1. weird programming language
2. i don't understand the code
3. too many if statements
-> is this open source?
Re: Times sure have changed...
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 12:27 am
by H20nly
beats me wrote:I don’t know what you are talking about. Seems like some good present day common sense to me and I stand by all of it.
this.
if an ox tries to bone me... i'm eating it with lettuce, tomato, pickles, and pepper jack on toasted bun while i watch Superman at the drive-in, again.