A truley priceless thread.
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:33 am
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A truley priceless thread.
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:38 am
good to see ableton's is still a civil forum compared to others....
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:12 am
Tee heeMcCheese wrote:I think it is in your best interest to find another hobby/career, like moving objects from one spot to another. Something with a shallow learning curve and minimal mental processing. I'd suggest bagging at a grocery store, but the whole "Don't put the squishy things under the heavy things" might be a bit much.
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:13 am
Excellent thread.... must remember that trick about controlling dynamics with an EQ 
And, for the probable few that haven't seen it already, check out the trials & tribulations of a certain engineer struggling against further mindless incompetence:
http://www.prosoundweb.com/recording/mm/
And, for the probable few that haven't seen it already, check out the trials & tribulations of a certain engineer struggling against further mindless incompetence:
http://www.prosoundweb.com/recording/mm/
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:53 am
mccheese hits it spot on here..
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Jp22 wrote:
Hi, i'm looking for a few expert recording engineer sugguestions on how to possibly improve a guitar sound a bit.
Jp22 wrote:
No thanks. I'm happy with my sound. Again, if your read my first two posts in this entire topic you'll see i've stated as least twice that i'm happy with my sound.
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super nice link! I laughed so hard ive pain in the stomach...
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Jp22 wrote:
Hi, i'm looking for a few expert recording engineer sugguestions on how to possibly improve a guitar sound a bit.
Jp22 wrote:
No thanks. I'm happy with my sound. Again, if your read my first two posts in this entire topic you'll see i've stated as least twice that i'm happy with my sound.
...
super nice link! I laughed so hard ive pain in the stomach...
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:55 am
Jp22 wrote:
Jp22R0CKS wrote:
Jp22 wrote:
Hi, i'm looking for...blah blah blah...knowlegable engineers. ~Jp, "The Box", Minnesota, US
Actually, the way you are already doing it is clearly the best way. You are amazing.
You think so? Well, as i've stated many times, i'm very happy with my sound but for some reason these 'so-called' engineers (market whores in reality) come in and try to tell you how 'it should be done', just like these idiots who say if you don't own a pair of magic tree sap NS-10 monitors you'll never be able to make a recording that sounds good enough to be played on everyone else's stereo. What a load of shit! I've said all along my compression/limiting method produces a decent result for me but they're trying to convince me its wrong! Such idiots! I've tried it 'their way' and it completely SUCKS.
No, I lied, you're a fucking retard.
hahahahahahahaha
Jp22R0CKS wrote:
Jp22 wrote:
Hi, i'm looking for...blah blah blah...knowlegable engineers. ~Jp, "The Box", Minnesota, US
Actually, the way you are already doing it is clearly the best way. You are amazing.
You think so? Well, as i've stated many times, i'm very happy with my sound but for some reason these 'so-called' engineers (market whores in reality) come in and try to tell you how 'it should be done', just like these idiots who say if you don't own a pair of magic tree sap NS-10 monitors you'll never be able to make a recording that sounds good enough to be played on everyone else's stereo. What a load of shit! I've said all along my compression/limiting method produces a decent result for me but they're trying to convince me its wrong! Such idiots! I've tried it 'their way' and it completely SUCKS.
No, I lied, you're a fucking retard.
hahahahahahahaha
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:57 am
Jp22 wrote:
Jp22R0CKS wrote:
No, I lied, you're a fucking retard.
BIG *YAWN* (in your face). Yet another insult ignored....
Actually, you replied to it which is not ignoring it but actually acknowledging it.
i can qoute this post all day...everyone should read this, great!
Jp22R0CKS wrote:
No, I lied, you're a fucking retard.
BIG *YAWN* (in your face). Yet another insult ignored....
Actually, you replied to it which is not ignoring it but actually acknowledging it.
i can qoute this post all day...everyone should read this, great!
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:58 am
Thanks for the link! Fascinating (!) read so far.Nod wrote:Excellent thread.... must remember that trick about controlling dynamics with an EQ
And, for the probable few that haven't seen it already, check out the trials & tribulations of a certain engineer struggling against further mindless incompetence:
http://www.prosoundweb.com/recording/mm/
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:07 pm
ok last one, i promise!
Jp22 wrote:
I'm not Canadian. And furthermore my mother
isn't a hermaphroditic crack-smoking porn queen.
Drat! i've been exposed! How did you know???????
Jp22 wrote:
I'm not Canadian. And furthermore my mother
isn't a hermaphroditic crack-smoking porn queen.
Drat! i've been exposed! How did you know???????
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:52 pm
Hilarious! Thanks for posting this lot of fun! 9 pages ... unbelievable
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:23 pm
this made me laugh alot :
"And for the record "Ludacris" is a no-talent, dime a dozen rap artist. The word you're looking for is Ludicrous. Learning to spell from rappers is like learning photography from the blind."
"And for the record "Ludacris" is a no-talent, dime a dozen rap artist. The word you're looking for is Ludicrous. Learning to spell from rappers is like learning photography from the blind."
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:26 pm
I imagine the JP22 guy to look like the comic book guy on the simpsons and say things like "..as my breakfast burrito is rapidly congealing I will be brief..."
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:45 pm
Exactly why I gave up all that recording, mixing and engineering to persue my true love of feed back loops through Live. I really don't identify with how people like things to sound... most don't enjoy feedback in the mix and I personally can't get enough but, thanks to the vast knowledge infultrated to my dimension via this wonderful thread I may be able to work out my personal dynamics and rephase myself to reality.
Not Likely!
Not Likely!
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:57 pm
oh yes, keep em coming! "Remember, THIS IS MY TOPIC, NOT MR. McCHEESE'S. I AM NOT OPEN FOR DEBATE."
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:06 pm
this is weird and surreal,
I stopped comprehending the meaning of the word 'compression' after a while. I think it was pretty incidental to those guys too!
reminded me of my favourite phone rant (that I sometimes run over sets just to annoy /freak people)
crop circle crazy guy rant
oh man, that is the best rant.
enjoy!
I stopped comprehending the meaning of the word 'compression' after a while. I think it was pretty incidental to those guys too!
reminded me of my favourite phone rant (that I sometimes run over sets just to annoy /freak people)
crop circle crazy guy rant
oh man, that is the best rant.
enjoy!