(OT) How To Sound Like An Irishman.
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:56 pm
Just say the following four words (WHALE OIL BEEF HOOKED) out aloud at a moderate speed and you'll sound like an Irishman swearing.
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(OT) How To Sound Like An Irishman.
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:51 am
I was in grade 5 when I heard that one.
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:38 am
So you watched Jack Dee live at the Appollo on Monday night too then lol! 
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:09 am
I hadn't heard it until recently. I thought it was quite funny!!forge wrote:I was in grade 5 when I heard that one.
Yes.AlexG wrote:So you watched Jack Dee live at the Appollo on Monday night too then lol!
Here is another one from Jack Dee Live .
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:00 pm
[quote="Astral Fridge Magnet"
Yes.
Here is another one from Jack Dee Live .
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.[/quote]
that one is funny!
Yes.
Here is another one from Jack Dee Live .
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.[/quote]
that one is funny!
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:31 pm
Christ, those are old.
Hopefully it was a Jack Dee show from ten years ago, for his sake.
Hopefully it was a Jack Dee show from ten years ago, for his sake.
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:53 pm
reminds me of this one:
"i am sofa king we tall did"
"i am sofa king we tall did"
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:03 pm
Astral Fridge Magnet wrote:I hadn't heard it until recently. I thought it was quite funny!!forge wrote:I was in grade 5 when I heard that one.
Yes.AlexG wrote:So you watched Jack Dee live at the Appollo on Monday night too then lol!
Here is another one from Jack Dee Live .
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.
Dyslexics Untie!!!
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:43 am
what do you get if you cross a dyslexic agnostic witha an insomniac?
someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:17 am
brilliant!!!!!!forge wrote:what do you get if you cross a dyslexic agnostic witha an insomniac?
someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:18 pm
Just to change the tone a bit.
What's the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMT?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
What's the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMT?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:24 pm
why were the bakers hands brown?
because he kneaded a shit.
because he kneaded a shit.
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:10 pm
man, at this particular time of the month you could not be more poingant!Astral Fridge Magnet wrote:Just to change the tone a bit.
What's the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMT?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:18 pm
by the way, the first "irish" joke of the thread could also apply to a brummie.
Just say it a little goofy as well
Just say it a little goofy as well
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:59 pm