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Posted: **Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:33 am**

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... %3AIT&rd=1

Ha ha

Posted: **Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:37 pm**

hahaha

Posted: **Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:50 pm**

What's especially sad is that someone will actually take him up on it...

Posted: **Wed Nov 09, 2005 3:26 pm**

Like PT Barnum said, there's a sucker born every minute...

Posted: **Wed Nov 09, 2005 3:37 pm**

I CAN DO THIS FOR YOU USING A UNDISCOVERED METHOD KNOWN TO ONLY TO STUDIO TECHNICIANS

Oh please teach me the dark ways

Posted: **Wed Nov 09, 2005 3:40 pm**

hoffman2k wrote:
I CAN DO THIS FOR YOU USING A UNDISCOVERED METHOD KNOWN TO ONLY TO STUDIO TECHNICIANS
Oh please teach me the dark ways

Well, that's not somethig we can share online.... You know, business is business, ha !

Posted: **Wed Nov 09, 2005 5:37 pm**

i couldnt resist sending him a colourful message

, that is rediculous.

Posted: **Wed Nov 09, 2005 5:39 pm**

amo wrote:
Well, that's not somethig we can share online.... You know, business is business, ha !

I meant CAN'T share ! hehehe

Posted: **Wed Nov 09, 2005 5:54 pm**

amo wrote:
amo wrote:
Well, that's not somethig we can share online.... You know, business is business, ha !
I meant CAN'T share ! hehehe

Then it would be "thats not something we can not share online......"

Well go ahead. Share it

Posted: **Wed Nov 09, 2005 5:59 pm**

hoffman2k wrote:
amo wrote:
amo wrote:
Well, that's not somethig we can share online.... You know, business is business, ha !
I meant CAN'T share ! hehehe
Then it would be "thats not something we can not share online......"

Well go ahead. Share it

Oh gosh ! my bad... well, I'm too concentrated on discovering undiscovered method as a studio technician, you know, the ones that are not to be discovered by the common people.

Ok, I'll sell for only 20 euros the method to play three clips in synch at ones with the push of only one button in Live... Someone interested ? Years of research on that one !!!!

Posted: **Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:24 pm**

Harhar,

"JEANS NOT NEW; LEGS SHORTENED (EVEN SHORTER THAN L30); NO PAYPAL. LIAR"

Sorry to cause offence to any of my vertically challenged brothers, but this man is wee and obviously sells jeans on ebay. Anybody recognise the description?

Selling jeans to people almost as daft as the ones buying "warped tracks". Now that is warped.

Posted: **Fri Nov 11, 2005 10:43 am**

it seems as if it would be possible to find 10 tracks that are so time screwy that it would be worth the 13 bux to make the guy work all day

Posted: **Fri Nov 11, 2005 10:51 am**

not a bad idea,

create a track using an awful drummer so a warp marker is needed for every note, make it about 25mins long, changing the time sig every couple of bars. then after that, mash it up with a tempo track.

10 of those should be worth £7 for the lot, i might offer to pay half before

and then half on job complete.

Posted: **Fri Nov 11, 2005 11:12 am**

i almost spit beer all over my keys

Posted: **Fri Nov 11, 2005 12:30 pm**

you know that the person who posted this is bound to be on these forums somewhere.

go on - own up, who is it?

actually, thinking about it - everyone is laughing at this but I have seen a few posts on here where people say " I would pay to have people warp my tracks" normally occurs in a Sas*a thread. So it's not a terrible business idea really.

people pay for cleaners, people pay for cooks, so I guess it's just another little job that lazy people can hand out to someone else.
But then again - from the point of view of "the Mystery Warper" it's about a £6 per hour job. which is a terrible rate!

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