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I always poop my pants during gigs.

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:30 pm
by decoder
Anyone else have this problem?

How do I fix it?

THanks.

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:32 pm
by Spiralgroove
dont wear pants?

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:33 pm
by DeadlyKungFu
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Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas did. 'It was just sweat' is the official story.

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:33 pm
by Spiralgroove
wait wait i got it... get a mac?

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:36 pm
by hambone1
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:44 pm
by D K
make it part of the show...that's what folks want.
play with no pants, and your back to the audience....
a nice white sheet on the floor....
a cam...you get the idea

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:45 pm
by Spiralgroove
gg allin did it already, youll just be compared to him

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:46 pm
by D K
yeah, but it's proven that it sells

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:55 pm
by kennerb
Spiralgroove wrote:gg allin did it already, youll just be compared to him
:lol:

You stole my quote. He lived in the next town from me when I used to live in New Hampshire. Poor fool.

and yeah I was foolish enough to go to his shows when I was a bad azz punk rocker. Luckily I remain scat free.

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:02 pm
by Spiralgroove
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:13 pm
by joesapo
You just need a new persona.....

How about DJ Steamer.... I like it.

8O

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:08 pm
by hacktheplanet
I don't poop my pants, but I fart a LOT during a gig.
One time, I cleared the DJ area. I was very proud.

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:38 pm
by knotkranky
Play your next gig with confidence. This will help you.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... d+my+pants

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 12:00 am
by slashthrough
Metamucil capsules will keep you regular.

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 12:17 am
by mrruby
kennerb wrote:
Spiralgroove wrote:gg allin did it already, youll just be compared to him
:lol:

You stole my quote. He lived in the next town from me when I used to live in New Hampshire. Poor fool.

and yeah I was foolish enough to go to his shows when I was a bad azz punk rocker. Luckily I remain scat free.
GOOD GOD! GG Allin mentioned in an Ableton Live forum- true sign of the apocalypse coming!
I lived in Boston back then. What was it about New Hampshire? The girls were crazy too?!! My friends and I were always going to Nashua to pick up trollop hotties...If GG was crazy the girls who were his goupies were crazier...