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PLEASE make AMERICA the 1st COUNTRY CHOICE

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 2:30 am
by Mr. Computer Dude
if it was not for AMERICA, all U europeans wolud be overtaken by TERROR and those who HATE FREEDOMS.

So you should make AMERICA the FIRST CHOICE that comes up on the country dropdown in the ableton shop.

Please handle this right away.

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 2:42 am
by Johnisfaster
HAHAHAHAHAHSAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 2:55 am
by djsynchro
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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 3:17 am
by DeadlyKungFu
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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 3:40 am
by Mr. Computer Dude
Gosh darn it, I have to learn how to not be so over-the-top when I attempt a troll. This was too obvious...

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 4:18 am
by longjohns
wow that's a pretty old american flag those guys are burning, with only 12 stars

i didn't know they had magic markers back in those days

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 4:21 am
by DeadlyKungFu
and 11 stripes.

Few americans could draw ANY other country's flag with as much accuracy.

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 4:33 am
by glu
DeadlyKungFu wrote:and 11 stripes.

Few americans could draw ANY other country's flag with as much accuracy.
Are you referring to this?

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:wink:

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 4:35 am
by DeadlyKungFu
I have that flag hanging in my studio :lol:


glu man, gotta turn that frown upside down!! didn't the j on the lake help?

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 4:36 am
by longjohns
too true

but just make 3 big stripes,

choose from either: white, red, blue, green for each stripe

and you're guaranteed to come up with a genuine flag every time

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 4:56 am
by glu
DeadlyKungFu wrote:I have that flag hanging in my studio :lol:


glu man, gotta turn that frown upside down!! didn't the j on the lake help?
yes, it seriously kicked ass. I saw at least two hundred baby ducks, when I sparked it, a few older ducks came towards me thinking i had some for them too... free loaders! I was like Image


DFK where did you get your flag???? I want a shirt...

and I only have about 15 sets left to restore, at the most!

what the hell was this topic about again?

oh right

...

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the great american hero!

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:15 am
by Mr. Computer Dude
Very serious question here -- what made it so obviously a troll and not a real post?

Was it the "Please handle this right away" at the end?

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:28 am
by DeadlyKungFu
Mr. Computer Dude wrote:Very serious question here -- what made it so obviously a troll and not a real post?

Was it the "Please handle this right away" at the end?
no, you're just not a very good troll, it's not in you, makes you The Greatest American Hero
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I got the flag at
http://www.adbusters.org/home/
Saw it the first time when DJ Spooky played the Castro theater (~ fall of 2000), he did his own audio/DJing soundtrack while VJing Birth Of A Nation (very VERY early movie, very racist), he remixed the movie on the spot while playing his own soundtrack on the fly. Really incredible.

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 9:37 am
by stale bread
I know this thread was a joke but the funniest thing about everybody hating america so much is that in a way it kind of sums up mankinds IQ as a species, everybody in america comes from somewhere else so basicly the world hates itself and it is really evident when you look at the whole planet.

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:58 am
by Patch
Ignorance IS bliss.