(OT) - How do u hook up with nice(lookin) girls at the club?
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:15 pm
How?
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(OT) - How do u hook up with nice(lookin) girls at the club?
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:18 pm
I find this works well...
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:21 pm
Walk up to her, and with the manliest voice you can pull off ask "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:26 pm
I usually just get wasted and order a hooker from craigslist..
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:28 pm
It's best to be direct, try-
"It Puts The Lotion On Its Skin Or Else It Gets The Hose Again..."
"It Puts The Lotion On Its Skin Or Else It Gets The Hose Again..."
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:29 pm
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:31 pm
Craig's list?sqook wrote:I usually just get wasted and order a hooker from craigslist..
Forge? You pimping?
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:44 pm
i usually boost the space dance moves to impress the ladies around....and give fake homemade freedrink tickets to them 
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:51 pm
the hand in the air- when dancing, turns the ladies on...
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:03 pm
Not only the ladies...
...don't ask
...don't ask
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:09 pm
if you are the DJ, they normally form an orderly queue 
If theres 2, pick the uglier one as she is more likely to put out more
If theres 2, pick the uglier one as she is more likely to put out more
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:11 pm
mrruby wrote:It's best to be direct, try-
"It Puts The Lotion On Its Skin Or Else It Gets The Hose Again..."
thats hilarious!... I was even imagining the voice reading that one
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:23 pm
true- look at travolta, 9 o' clock.... someone is standing there salivating!rbmonosylabik wrote:Not only the ladies...
...don't ask
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:30 pm
ive seen girls go crazy on this stuff in the clubs... it leaves me speechless.dodgyedgy wrote:I find this works well...
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:31 pm
How do you pick up a nice girl in a club?
Nice girls don't exist in clubs...trust that
If you really want to get laid your best bet is to join a fundamental right wing church with ties to George Bush and get to know the pastor
(DOH!)
Nice girls don't exist in clubs...trust that
If you really want to get laid your best bet is to join a fundamental right wing church with ties to George Bush and get to know the pastor
(DOH!)