Everyone loves The Last One

the last one · Post by **the last one** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 4:30 am

I've been invited to create a poll to gauge the depth of love for me on this forum by digitalex.

rbmonosylabik · Post by **rbmonosylabik** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 4:59 am

my love is case sensitive

Johnisfaster · Post by **Johnisfaster** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:30 am

how bout adding another option: f*ck the last one. lets add that one to the poll if you're so brave and see how many people choose that option.

show those big man balls and put a negative option in the poll, or are you too scared to find out that nobody is liking your attitude?

the last one · Post by **the last one** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:51 am

Johnisfaster wrote:how bout adding another option: f*ck the last one. lets add that one to the poll if you're so brave and see how many people choose that option.

show those big man balls and put a negative option in the poll, or are you too scared to find out that nobody is liking your attitude?

what a horribly ugly and aggressive vibe you have... who moved your cheese?

Johnisfaster · Post by **Johnisfaster** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 7:04 am

the last one wrote:
Johnisfaster wrote:how bout adding another option: f*ck the last one. lets add that one to the poll if you're so brave and see how many people choose that option.

show those big man balls and put a negative option in the poll, or are you too scared to find out that nobody is liking your attitude?
what a horribly ugly and aggressive vibe you have... who moved your cheese?

are you kidding me?

the last one wrote:I didn't insult anyone. Apart from some moron who just realised he wasn't immortal.

do you even read what you type or are you oblivious to the fact that you've offended quite a few people?

the last one · Post by **the last one** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 12:31 pm

if someone takes offence at my pointing out the obvious fact that they are not unique in their mortality and should quit their 'woe is me' whimpering and moaning, then so be it.

we can all start boo hooing about how terrible life is, and then have hysterical vapours if anyone tells us to cop on and quit moaning?

anyway, you are entitled to focus on negativity if you prefer. just as i am entitled to my opinion on sympathy-fishing on forums. does everyone have to comiserate? or can we reject it?

Angstrom · Post by **Angstrom** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 2:42 pm

as long as you dont take offence to us calling you a cunt, then thats fine.

TonySoprano · Post by **TonySoprano** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 2:59 pm

Angstrom wrote:as long as you dont take offence to us calling you a cunt, then thats fine.

Hahaha. Get off that fence Angstrom. Say what you feel, man.

Cryptic UK · Post by **Cryptic UK** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 3:08 pm

Johnisfaster wrote:how bout adding another option: f*ck the last one. lets add that one to the poll if you're so brave and see how many people choose that option.

show those big man balls and put a negative option in the poll, or are you too scared to find out that nobody is liking your attitude?

Speak for yourself.

the last one · Post by **the last one** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 3:08 pm

Angstrom wrote:as long as you dont take offence to us calling you a cunt, then thats fine.

you've totally broken my sunday now. I like the way you speak for 'us' ... is the rest of the forum around your house drinking tea, nodding in agreement like a bunch of old ladies? Or do you just harbour a huge needy sense of belonging to the forum and step forth as its ambassador?

Fascinating.

No offense taken at your gutter language. You only demean yourself by such puerility.

Angstrom · Post by **Angstrom** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 4:50 pm

I guess I just assumed that with you acting like a complete cunt that most people read your posts and mutter "Fuck, what a cunt". Bit of an assumption of course, but I think its well founded.

Also ... an inflated buffoon who mocks people's suffering and laughs at any compassion offered is commenting on"gutter language". oh dear, I'm worried about my eternal soul now!

Jesus was big on compassion, not so fond of cunts. I think I'm on safe ground.

the last one · Post by **the last one** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:21 pm

1 Kings 19:4-15 wrote: 19:4 But he himself went a day's journey into the wilderness, and came and sat down under a juniper tree: and he requested for himself that he might die; and said, It is enough; now, O LORD, take away my life; for I am not better than my fathers.

19:5 And as he lay and slept under a juniper tree, behold, then an angel touched him, and said unto him, Arise and eat.

19:6 And he looked, and, behold, there was a cake baken on the coals, and a cruse of water at his head. And he did eat and drink, and laid him down again.

19:7 And the angel of the LORD came again the second time, and touched him, and said, Arise and eat; because the journey is too great for thee.

19:8 And he arose, and did eat and drink, and went in the strength of that meat forty days and forty nights unto Horeb the mount of God.

19:9 And he came thither unto a cave, and lodged there; and, behold, the word of the LORD came to him, and he said unto him, What doest thou here, Elijah?

19:10 And he said, I have been very jealous for the LORD God of hosts: for the children of Israel have forsaken thy covenant, thrown down thine altars, and slain thy prophets with the sword; and I, even I only, am left; and they seek my life, to take it away.

19:11 And he said, Go forth, and stand upon the mount before the LORD. And, behold, the LORD passed by, and a great and strong wind rent the mountains, and brake in pieces the rocks before the LORD; but the LORD was not in the wind: and after the wind an earthquake; but the LORD was not in the earthquake:

19:12 And after the earthquake a fire; but the LORD was not in the fire: and after the fire a still small voice.

19:13 And it was so, when Elijah heard it, that he wrapped his face in his mantle, and went out, and stood in the entering in of the cave. And, behold, there came a voice unto him, and said, What doest thou here, Elijah?

19:14 And he said, I have been very jealous for the LORD God of hosts: because the children of Israel have forsaken thy covenant, thrown down thine altars, and slain thy prophets with the sword; and I, even I only, am left; and they seek my life, to take it away.

19:15 And the LORD said unto him, Go, return on thy way to the wilderness of Damascus: and when thou comest, anoint Hazael to be king over Syria

digitalex · Post by **digitalex** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:47 pm

Preach on brother! Holy shit. The fact remains, there are better ways to express your opinions. You don't have to make personal insults to make your point. The fact you did shows your intention was not to throw your two cents in, but to vent your anger. And not a bright thing to do, as I pointed out before, because we are all here to help each other with music and software. Never know who has the answer to your questions. I'm sure there are other message boards where it would be more fun to abuse people. And I can't believe you actually put up a poll.

EvilEvilEvilEvilEvil · Post by **EvilEvilEvilEvilEvil** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:56 pm

what is the best analog synthesizer sound?

b0unce · Post by **b0unce** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:58 pm

the last one is a ghost nick, he likes to be controversial and rile people up by being blatantly offensive/provocative on one level or another.

most people can see past this, once you realise he's just a shit-stirrer.
whats more, I reckon most of the regulars shouldnt find it too hard to figure out who he is.

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