Ableton Forum

Posted: **Tue Dec 26, 2006 11:05 pm**

Who the feck is taking the piss, come on name yourself???

Posted: **Tue Dec 26, 2006 11:08 pm**

This should surely be a poll just to catch his eye

Posted: **Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:06 pm**

EvilEvilEvilEvilEvil who the fuck are you?????

Posted: **Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:08 pm**

Go easy on him. He's probably harmless, and exhibits classic symptoms of a histrionic attention-seeking personality disorder.

Forums are probably his only outlet, where he is faceless and can hide behind the anonymity of the Internet. Posting polls makes him feel like a 'big man'.

Either humor him, or ignore him. Mental illness can be just as real as a broken arm. Society just won't accept it.

Live and let live... and make music!

Posted: **Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:07 pm**

its richie hawtin.

Posted: **Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:16 pm**

john gordon wrote:its richie hawtin.

LOL...

Posted: **Sun Jan 07, 2007 10:41 pm**

john gordon wrote:its richie hawtin.

I find hime more a Richard D. James character

Posted: **Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:32 pm**

my dear friends... why must you question and ridicule me? Have I not taught you everything you know about making trance? Have I not been the twinkling glimmer of light in that dark black box that Ableton Live ships in? Through my research we have been on many adventures my friends...

Ha...Ha..Ha... for it seems that only yesterday we were fondly discussing the nature of trance music. You and I together helped solve some of the worlds trickiest riddles and brought peace to the universe. Before I arrived here, we were all in darkness - but my research has brought light to all!

In my time here I have learned a lot and I hope you have too friends. We have discussed the following important topics:

Where is the best place in the world? Australia
What is the best amount of synthesizer to have? 41
What are the best synthesizer for making sound? Unresolved
How to make negative 7 techno tracks in Live. See tutorial
What are the best notes for trance? Black Notes
Is compression better than EQ? Yes
How to master a track using audio. See tutorial
Do you HAVE to use Vorcorders? Yes
Does vintage analog make better trance music? No
What Makes the best Techno? Massive, Midgets, or Synthesizer? Unresolved
Who makes the best music? In progress

So now my friends, I will bid farewell. I hope you have enjoyed your time with EvilEvilEvilEvilEvil. If you have any questions I will be in Vancouver and you can reach me there.

THIS IS THE LAST POST ON THIS THREAD. NO MORE POSTING IS ALLOWED.

Posted: **Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:40 pm**

Well this board has finally ....

Posted: **Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:30 am**

EvilEvilEvilEvilEvil wrote:my dear friends... why must you question and ridicule me?
What is the best amount of synthesizer to have? 41

You know very well that the best amoun of synthesizer to have is 42...NOT 41...this was confirmed by your poll on the very subject. As the "answer to life, the universe, and everything" I can't believe you would try to pull the wool over our eyes by saying it is 41 instead of 42

For this reason alone we MUST ridicule you! sorry, you brought it upon yourself!

Posted: **Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:47 am**

I'm not taking a piss, but I'm close to taking a piss......

Posted: **Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:22 am**

Posted: **Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:26 am**

That cat is freaking me out.

Catbearpig!

Posted: **Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:40 am**

hoffman2k wrote:That cat is freaking me out.

Catbearpig!

Yeah right I was spun out by its bear like qualities.

Hmmm it also has a certain human quality too; like it used to be one. Maybe its EvilEvilEvilEvilEvil and thats why he won't post any more in this thread cause his new paws make it really tuff to type.

Posted: **Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:25 pm**

tricil wrote:

I like this kitty.......