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Does Native Instruments T-Shirt make the best Minimal?

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:20 pm
by EvilEvilEvil
I have ordered the newest native instrument T-shirt for my mutants. we ordered 12,000 of the Berlin minimal T-shirt and 20,000 of the Berlin electro T-shirt
http://www.native-instruments.com/filea ... es_us.html

I thinking that this will make the best record for the entire year. My T shirt now is for Saskatchewan trance music but putting on this new NI one will make me do very good Berlin minimal I am almost sure.

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:22 pm
by Sales Dude McBoob
Berliminal.

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:22 pm
by forge
do you come with the car?

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:25 pm
by forge
actually I'd buy the megaphone one

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:30 pm
by Chris Paget
it's good to see we're so up to date on the latest fashions ;)

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:37 pm
by thelike5
Uberschool!

Just make sure you give Magda a break and make the tea for Ritchie yourself...

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 4:12 pm
by nagal
I really liked the designs on some of the t-shirts and even thought about buying one but not at 35 USD!!! Hell, my "upgrade" to K2 UB was cheaper than that.

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 4:49 pm
by pulsoc
It all depends on what you are trying to do. That it is on the firewire and interface connections is good for trance. Are you making Detroit or Manitobian currently?

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 4:53 pm
by RustyShackleford
There is a design just like that megaphone shirt on threadless. I hope they paid the designer instead of just ripping it off.
http://www.threadless.com/product/114/F ... _the_Attic

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 4:56 pm
by EvilEvilEvil
The jazzmutator can only make IDM. But because I owning over 70 of the Lemur mutants a reverse paradox was created and now EvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvil records is putting out minimal records.

I bought 77 of these NI t-shirts last night direct from the NI CEO. He tells me that if me and the mutants are wearing the shirt it will make tough for tech support and product updates but better for Berlin Electro. Is this true?

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 5:29 pm
by hacktheplanet
I want you to take that shirt and use your finger to stuff it into your butt. Then pull it out and fold it as a napkin for your evening meal. Show your mother what you've done.

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:40 pm
by fatrabbit
RustyShackleford wrote:There is a design just like that megaphone shirt on threadless. I hope they paid the designer instead of just ripping it off.
http://www.threadless.com/product/114/F ... _the_Attic
Yeah I noticed that too.

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:14 pm
by moogers street
Evil...

The cotton from the shorts will provide you with a shield against the ned Kelly gang.

You will need to equip all mutants with some form of Taiwan Beer for lusting effects that may filter moodys ???.

Taiwan Beer will help you dodge musical downfalls in the modern world... it can lead to sex even, although 79 le mutes may not need sex as they fuck each other when too many involved in tarnce... I don't know ...can you tell me what tarnce does to Ted Nugents that drink Taiwan Beer?.

I have envisioned Ableton Man... Man of might strong and sweedish I believe.

and found this example of the above:

http://www.mediafire.com/?5dszyrw29dm

Am I on the right track for running ..or should I be cycling to work on a different mutant?

Thx Evil Mwaowow

I appreciate your help

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:19 pm
by cosmosuave
EvilEvilEvil wrote:The jazzmutator can only make IDM. But because I owning over 70 of the Lemur mutants a reverse paradox was created and now EvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvil records is putting out minimal records.

I bought 77 of these NI t-shirts last night direct from the NI CEO. He tells me that if me and the mutants are wearing the shirt it will make tough for tech support and product updates but better for Berlin Electro. Is this true?
Do you play Ping Pong?

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:21 pm
by pulsoc
EvilEvilEvil wrote:The jazzmutator can only make IDM. But because I owning over 70 of the Lemur mutants a reverse paradox was created and now EvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvil records is putting out minimal records.

I bought 77 of these NI t-shirts last night direct from the NI CEO. He tells me that if me and the mutants are wearing the shirt it will make tough for tech support and product updates but better for Berlin Electro. Is this true?
This belongs on the NI board, or the Berliner Ein Ist Techno forum. Why are you spamming Ableton with this pliff? Talk to Randy McMutant over at www.Dexter.Lemur or ever.